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2 months ago

how would you spend time with your fave characters if they were real ?

Can I answer John Lennon to this question?

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

If I had the chance to spend a day with John, if I didn't die of stalking in front of this great figure, and if I had the courage, I would thank him for everything, for everything he did, with the Beatles, with his personality, with his music. Thank you for all the lives he saved (including mine), for all the hope he gave to an entire generation, and that hope still lives on.

Thank you for all the music that lived during the Beatles and after.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

I think we would spend the day walking while he hummed something, showing me the places he loved, and telling an anecdote about every little detail.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

He would talk to me about Paul, even asking me if I wanted to go see him (so he could go see him at the same time).

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

He would play guitar in a corner of the park, his favorite.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

I don't know why, but I imagine him taking me out for chocolate ice cream, or whatever it is; his favorite thing to do is eat the end of the ice cream cone.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

I imagine him always smiling, always making a joke, and not taking things too seriously. Getting angry when people throw their cans on the ground while he flicks his cigarette butt onto the grass in the park.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

He would say kind things to me, tender words, but he wouldn't be happy if I said negative things about myself. He would say that everyone is beautiful in their own way, and that those who don't agree with that should go to hell.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

I imagine him as gentle but sometimes full of anger at the world. I imagine him doing simple things but always reasoning in complicated ways.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?

I don't know what he would have been like now if he had been lucky enough to still be here, but one thing is for sure, I miss him.

How Would You Spend Time With Your Fave Characters If They Were Real ?
2 months ago
Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Sorry for taking so long on this post, I've been writing it in my head for weeks trying to figure out how to phrase everything. But umm I think Paul was in a bath tub when he was taking certain photos of John.

So the book itself is divided into sections based on location. There's a London section, a Paris section, then they go to New York and then on to Miami, etc. The London section is really interesting and the photos are very revealing IMO. I definitely recommend getting your hands on a physical copy, your local library may have it. This is something you should experience physically because uh. There's a lot of John in here. To me at least it's very obvious how deeply in love Paul was with John.

So imagine for a minute that you're Paul McCartney, and you're in London, England with your best mate.

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

The way that journalists are treating this set of photos makes me feel a little insane because so many of them are saying "this is John and Paul backstage!" Y'all, this is not John and Paul backstage. This is John and Paul in their hotel room. Alone.

First off let's look at this:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Here's John shaving the stubble off his face. Sunglasses still on; John had prescription sunglasses so if he's wearing these then his contacts are not in. Look at the background of this photo:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

John's in the way here but that is a set of curtains in a hotel room! You can tell from the horizontal bar on top, those are to hold the black out curtains. And another thing: I think these are John and Paul's suitcases sitting on top of a wardrobe. Not entirely sure about that though since the image is so grainy.

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

At this point John has taken off his sunglasses, he's brushing his teeth and has washed his face. Again, look at the background:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out
Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

This is a medicine cabinet, a storage feature in bathrooms to keep toiletries safe from the humidity caused by a bath and/or shower. I don't know how common these are anymore:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out
Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

What I find interesting about this sequence of photos is that John first pulls a funny face for Paul:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

But then something grabs his attention:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Spits out the toothpaste:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

And then off John nyooms...making soft eyes at Paul no less.

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Pay close attention to the background on this photo! We're seeing the hotel window from another angle, the horizontal strip at the top is the tell:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out
Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

I outlined the horizontal strip on the curtain and then drew lines on the dips in the fabric so you can compare it to the OG photo:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Paul is utilizing an interesting run-and-gun style of camera shooting here, he's got John tilted and at an angle that puts John over Paul. Unconsciously signaling something? Let's move on...

According to this strip...

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

...this is the next photo in the sequence:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Again calling attention to more interesting details here:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

John's tie is missing and his shirt is undone. And that looks like a towel in his hands. He's turning in for the night.

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out
Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

2. John is standing in front of a reinforced door which are common in hotels but are not common in dressing rooms:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

3. This photo is itself a reflection of John's face that Paul has taken in a mirror, maybe a vanity mirror. Someone in the McLen discord server said it was too small to be a vanity mirror and I'm inclined to agree, so maybe it's a compact or hand mirror propped up on the sink.

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

So what does this mean? I think that John and Paul were getting ready for bed, someone knocked on the door, and John went to answer it. You'd think Paul would but for some reason he didn't. Oh and another thing...check out the four jackets in the mirror:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

They're definitely hanging from something so John and Paul were looking out for the suits that night.

Next in the sequence, John is back at the sink washing up. Check out the hotel window curtain being reflected in the mirror there!

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Then something kind of odd happens...John is seen coming back and re-entering the shot again? Through out Eye of the Storm Paul emphasizes a lot of duality with John, including a shot where John reflects on his own sculpted face. Paul was very interested in John doing performing the act of reflection on his own face:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out
Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

But here's the really interesting bit and what makes me think Paul was naked in a bathtub when he took these last two photos:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out
Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

Y'all, that's the fluffy fringe of a towel! You can tell that the threads are hanging down from it! These are very different from the clean lines of the curtain or the medicine cabinet or even the lines of their suit jackets! Paul was sitting in or on the edge of the bath tub when he took these photos of John! He wrapped a towel around his camera to protect it from getting wet! Cameras are generally made for right handed people so when Paul had his finger on the button on the right hand side. That means Paul keeping his finger on that button pushed the edge of the protective towel over the lens!

So I submit to you Paul McCartney's Eye of the Storm, where he submitted a film strip where he was staying in a hotel room with John and was most likely nude and bathing when he took John's photographs! Someone knocked on the door to get their attention while Paul was naked so John answered the door for them, while Paul followed him a little. John was enjoying having Paul right there for him too:

Sorry For Taking So Long On This Post, I've Been Writing It In My Head For Weeks Trying To Figure Out

PLEASE get Eye of the Storm, it's such a great book and there's so much in it. Paul lets the pictures speak for themselves and wow they have one hell of a story to tell!

@perasperaadastratoday

2 months ago

John Lennon is my mother, my lesbian aunt, my sworn enemy, my personal punching bag, my gender identity, the ghost that haunts me, and the gayboy I keep in a cage and feed with dog food

2 months ago
🥺oh Well
🥺oh Well
🥺oh Well
🥺oh Well

🥺oh well

2 months ago
What’s The Use Of Worrying

What’s the use of worrying

2 months ago
An Ode To Magical Mystery Tour! I Love This Album And Its Wonderful Insane Movie So So So Much

an ode to Magical Mystery Tour! I love this album and its wonderful insane movie so so so much

(enlarge for good quality, rip tumblr compression)

2 months ago

John being amazed and having too much fun hearing himself talk

2 months ago
Paul Mccartney

paul mccartney

2 months ago
Deborah Dixon & The Beatles during The Filming Of Help! In The Bahamas | 27 February 1965 © Enrico

Deborah Dixon & The Beatles during the filming of Help! in the Bahamas | 27 February 1965 © Enrico Caruso

2 months ago

john lennon selfcest lesbian porn

john lennon bj pov facial

john lennon creampie crying

john lennon facesitting pov

john lennon loudest moans compilation

john lennon upskirt pics

2 months ago
Paul Doodling Beatles Logos

Paul doodling Beatles logos

The Paris trip, 1961

2 months ago
Our Boys.

Our boys.

Sgt Pepper era.

Our Boys.

Just a little discreet physical contact between John & Paul. From shoulders to knees.

No change there then.

2 months ago
Walking Martha And Discussing House Chores Somewhere In 67

walking martha and discussing house chores somewhere in 67

2 months ago

Welcome to the McLennon Multiverse

2 months ago
2 months ago
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard
Russian Ringo Moodboard

russian ringo moodboard

2 months ago
It’s Because I Wear Four Rings

it’s because i wear four rings

2 months ago
George Harrison Circa 1968 (?)
George Harrison Circa 1968 (?)
George Harrison Circa 1968 (?)

George Harrison circa 1968 (?)

3 months ago
Happy Global Beatles Day Here's A Johnny :3

happy global beatles day here's a johnny :3

3 months ago

1966 💭

1966 💭
3 months ago
Paul And John :3
Paul And John :3
Paul And John :3
Paul And John :3

Paul and john :3

I wanted to try out dif color combos

3 months ago
CBS News' London Correspondent Alexander Kendrick Witnesses One Of The Most Awkward Moments Between John
CBS News' London Correspondent Alexander Kendrick Witnesses One Of The Most Awkward Moments Between John

CBS News' London correspondent Alexander Kendrick witnesses one of the most awkward moments between John Lennon and Paul McCartney ever captured on film. The Beatles appearing on CBS News, 22nd November 1963 (x)

3 months ago
Rhiannon Salisbury (British, B. 1984)

Rhiannon Salisbury (British, b. 1984)

Unwrap, 2021

Acrylic on cradled gesso panel

3 months ago
Um................... Can I Help You

um................... can i help you

4 months ago

Fav mclennon fics?

This is my favourite ask ever omg I have so much to say about this! There are so many fics out there that I adore. If I HAD to pick a few absolute favourites, these are the ones that come to mind that I always come back to:

The Birthday Party by @merseydreams: This is one of the first fics I really fell in love with when I started reading mclennon, it has everything and is imo the perfect post-beatles era (1980) fix-it. IT'S SO GOOD. If you like mclennon and haven't read this fic what are you even doing honestly, like, get it together, hello??

Ways to love you by @zilabee: I cannot express enough how phenomenal this fic is. I've read it so many times, it's so wonderfully written, it always makes my day to read it. The love between John and Paul is so palpable and beautiful. This fic is genuinely a masterpiece.

i can only speak my mind by @revollver: True story, I almost missed a plane flight last summer because I couldn't bring myself to turn off my phone and go to the airport until I finished reading this fic. It wasn't even my first time reading it, either, that's just how indescribably engaging and enjoyable of a read this is. The emotions feel so real and the pining is so intense and well-written that it makes me CRAZY.

Knowing that the sun is there by @orphanbeat: I don't even have words to describe my love for this fic, holy fuck. I don't think the words exist. It, like, gives me therapy reading it. Serotonin injected straight into my brain. It's so beautiful. Actually life-changing istg. Read it. Read it, if you haven't omg I just can't express enough how strongly I recommend you read this. Please.

Also! There are a ton more amazing mclennon fics and writers that I adore, pretty much every fic in my bookmarks on ao3 are some of my absolute favs that I love and would highly recommend.

5 months ago

Can you recommended fanfics with Dom Paul please?

Okay, here are some of my own: 

Understanding 

Father’s Day (daddy-kink)

Control (drabble)

Who’s Your Daddy, Johnny Boy (daddy-kink)

Rough, Biting, Scratch (not the whole sex-scene, sorry) 

Shy (not kinky, just top-Paul. It’s actually really sweet and fluffy, but it’s still top!Paul so…)

Over the Desk (again, not the whole sex-scene…)

Naked/Dressed (not very dom/sub, but still top!Paul)

Clothed Getting Off (not that dom/sub, but it’s close)

Here are some more that have Dom Paul, but it’s McHarrison: 

Back Alley Wall

Sore Wrists 

Also one Paul/Ringo fic:

Good Boy, Ringo

Here are some other McLennon fics with Dom Paul that aren’t mine:

James 

Discipline 

That’s all I know of. There aren’t that many Top!Paul fics, and even less with Dom Paul. At least you’ve got a couple now. If anyone else knows of one, let me know! <3

5 months ago
Beatles Yaoi + Mclennon Songs
Beatles Yaoi + Mclennon Songs

beatles yaoi + mclennon songs

one of your girls - troye sivan

sometimes i need to be alone - ricky montgomery

paul - big thief

attempt - far caspian

copious - menomena

bittersuite - billie eilish

kaleidoscope - chappell roan

how long? - vampire weekend

i think ur a contra - vampire weekend

star - mitski

should've been me - mitski

happy - mitski

one more to see you - mitski

crack baby - mitski

3/3 - the japanese house

saw you in a dream - the japanese house

diamond dave - the bird and the bee

i know you - faye webster

5 months ago

ultimate bottom!John master post ;)

Every fic listed is mclennon, includes sexual content and is on ao3. Do feel free to add onto the list if I’ve missed anything! 

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