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Serenity, the main protagonist of my new Gravity Falls fanfic, "The Bill Cipher Fangirl With a Heart of Gold: A Gravity Falls Story"

Jango Fett and Young Boba Fett by obsidian.beast (Instagram)

“Talk about Din Djarin and Grogu all you want, I’ll still have my Jango and small Boba feels. They’re critically underrated and had a wholesome, if a bit rough relationship. And this? This just begged to be done - when the Kaminoans aren’t home.”

See more from the artist on Instagram: https://bobafett.club/ylu3z

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[FNAF:SB AU] The Superstar Miracle

Mini-Sun/Sun Child is a new animatronic at the Superstar Daycare programmed to be an older brother figure to the kids t...

Guys gals and all of my pals, I present to you... "The Superstar Miracle"!

From the summary:

"Mini-Sun/Sun Child is a new animatronic at the Superstar Daycare programmed to be an older brother figure to the kids there, a co-daycare attendant, and also the "son" of the daycare attendant, Sundrop. He tends to be very kind to the kids, though he has a bad side (he tends to succumb to an addiction to Fizzy Faz that he was cursed with, he can sometimes snap at kids who behave badly, etc.). However... when a very bad thing happens at the daycare one day, leaving Mini-Sun without a father, the kids and adults working there alike slowly realize that Mini-Sun is their only hope, though Mini-Sun doesn't realize that he is. With all the stress of being the only daycare attendant left in the daycare, his crippling Fizzy Faz addiction, and the judgement from him being friends with the older sister of one of the kids, surely they're wrong about him being their miracle... right?"

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If you like the fanfic, consider following me on Wattpad for updates on it! And consider following my sideblog for it, @the-superstar-miracle-official, for official trailers and artwork of it as well!

Incorrect Interland quotes #3

Oversharer, drunk and holding a random guy beside him: Hacker, look. I met John Stamos! Hacker: That is not John Stamos! Oversharer, pointing at his and the random guy's belly-buttons: Hey, Hacker, John Stamos and I got our ears pierced! Hacker: That is not your ear. Oversharer: Hacker, John Stamos died... Why? Why, God? Why did you take John Stamos? back in the present Oversharer: …That doesn't sound so bad. Hacker: Oh, I forgot to mention: you were naked for a lot of that. back in the time where Oversharer was drunk Oversharer, naked and still sobbing: Stamos!… back in the present Hacker: Also, it wasn't here. It was at my office. again at the time where Oversharer was drunk, this time at Hacker's office Oversharer: We thought night swimming would be fun, but the current was too strong!… *again, at the present* Oversharer: ...Oh god, I wasn't driving around, was I?

....oh my god

homicidal Crow t robot created by Dr. Forster to kill whatever gets in his way he packed him with deadly weapons machine guns missiles and when he opens his mouth he has a flamethrower

Good news! Kosa isn't being introduced to the senate until March 13-16,

so my American friends, PLEASE for the love of god call your reps and tell them you don't want this shit to pass because this bill is gonna fuck up the internet as we know it and the majority of us that use the internet can't do shit because we're not American

Edit: If you want to track the bill specifically you use this S.1409 - 118th Congress (2023-2024): Kids Online Safety Act | Congress.gov | Library of Congress link. For when the senate specifically will look at the kosa bill and other bills/other stuff, use this Committee Schedule for 02/27/2024 | Congress.gov | Library of Congress link. Kosa was supposed to be deliberated on 27, but there is no schedule with it on, so it was definitely pushed back, though the actual time of when it will be deliberated is so far unknown.

And if someone, who isn't american, can figure this stuff out with a couple of google searches, so can you! So my american friends, please stay informed on this matter.

ARISE MY FELLOW DAYCARE ATTENDANT SIMPS

FOR THE DAY ARRIVES SOON!~

SUN AND MOON ARE RETURNING, MY FRIENDS!! And right when I doubted their return after seeing what happened to them in Ruin, HALLELUJAH THE GAME TRAILER PROVED ME WRONG!

Reblog or share to spread the word to your friends if they also like FNAF!

I may not be a HUGE fanatic of The Owl House most of the time, but I've seen the ships of Belos and Collector, and you know what I think? I think it's horrible... and why, you ask? Here's a list on why I think the "Belos x Collector" ship is horrible:

Collector is just a child (even if he is over 400 years old) while Belos is too old for him

Belos literally betrayed Collector when he got the draining spell, so why the heck would you love someone who is such a big liar on the end?!

Because Belos is a witch hunter, he shouldn't be dating a witch/wizard like Collector or anyone, which explains why he killed his own brother

So yeah, for those who do this, stop, get some help... Anyway, if you have other thoughts on why this ship is bad, feel free to comment.

Oh hey happy bday to my tumblr lol