I just read somniphobia
Phisher: [looking into Oversharer's desk, seeing it's rigged] Oh, come on! What could be so secret, he wired it up with twelve pounds of C-4? Ugh, I don't...think I even want to know. [calls Hacker on their cell] Hacker: [annoyed] What? Phisher: Heh, nice. Here, take a look at this. [takes a picture of the C-4 wires] All right, which of these wires— Hacker: Blue and yellow. Phisher: The blue—you want to look at it for more than half a second? Hacker: I wired the damn thing, ass! Phisher: Well, I didn't know that, ASS! [cuts the wires, then opens the top drawer, pulling a memory stick out] Okay... Hacker: Oh, my God. Phisher: What? Hacker: I lied. I didn't wire it. Phisher: WHAT?!?! Hacker: BA-DUM-BUMP-DING!
OMG I LOVE IT
#TETOCU5thAnniversary
until the 5-year anniversary of TETOCU, and, by extent, the day Melvinborg revealed himself to the world.
As a celebration, I call upon those who adore Melvinborg (be it simps or just fans of him in general) to redraw this screenshot from the season 1 finale (minus the robot emoji) in your artstyle and post it on July 13th (that is, 5 days from now).
I don't expect anything *perfect*, but just do your best.
He's not only an oversharer, as his name says, but he's also a bit of a pervert and/or casanova
He's dating Hacker and he's not ashamed of it despite many Interland citizens cursing their relationship
His charismatic nature and seductive ways are, for the most part, a way for him to get unsuspecting internauts to trust him
He was once an internaut named Metokos (that's derived from the Greek term for "Rapid sharer") and he shared anything that interested him, but he became an oversharer when tempted by the lady he knew as the town's oversharer back then, who later became identified as "Tentata" (that comes from the Latin word for "Tempter")
He's the kind of guy to smugly say "I know" when you tell him that you thought you could trust him
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She's a tomboyish girl who rarely, if ever, smiles, and who is sadistic but also somewhat sensitive deep inside
She's dating Oversharer and she threatens to hack anyone who talks shit about their relationship
She was once an internaut named "Latras" (that basically means "thief" in Latin) and she would steal others' works online but she became a hacker when she hacked her first victim... on accident, and she felt really good when she hacked the person
She's absurdly strong for her size (she's in between Oversharer and Cyberbully in height) and nobody ever dared to fistfight her because of it
She sometimes likes to tell demented, twisted versions of real stories of her hackings to the other Interland enemies around Halloween to scare the shit out of them
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He's the kind of guy to flip you off for no particular reason
He's easily the youngest yet most foul-mouthed out of all the other Interland enemies and often it's Hacker who tells him to watch his language
He talks in a way similar to Selever from FNF, especially when he bullies others (e.g.: "Expect to hear me jab at you a lot, idc if it hurts your feelings")
He was once an internaut named Draznilka (that's Russian for "teaser") and he'd often tease others for minor things, and he became a cyberbully when he took his teasing too far one day by "jokingly" telling an internaut to kill themselves
Although he claims to not be afraid of anything, he's actually a real scaredy-cat
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They were born a flat-chested female but became non-binary when they were around 11 or so
They like to chill at Reality River on slow days
They were once an internaut named "Muzaya" (that's derived from the Arabic word for "faker") and they would sell lemonade mixed with iced tea and advertise it as regular lemonade
tying to the third headcanon they were pretty much always a scammer always trying to look for money
Although they're an adult like Oversharer and Hacker, they tend to jump all over the place when it comes to what age they act as
imagine if your robot f/o isn't able to kiss you, but you don't mind that. you can still kiss them, can't ya? maybe the sides of their face, maybe their mouth, even if they can't kiss you back, etc... you still love them so much, and they love you back!
I AGREE WITH ALL THIS 100%.
(TW: Mentions of child abuse)
I dont think a lot of people realize how genuinely dangerous this bill is. It was made explicitly and specifically to screw over the lives of LGTBQ+ kids. cishet non-allies will be like: Oh I think protecting children is good! Wahoo!! And be in full support, not knowing how many deaths and maybe even anti-LGTBQ+ child murders this will cause. People just assume things are all fine and dandy for children in the community when they're on the outside, and they don't realize if anything how absolutely /evil/ some of the anti-LGTBQ+ "parents" trying to push this are, from experience btw. Imagine what would happen if all of their children's private online information was revealed to them. Of course the "parents" will be enraged and the children in question would 100% be either abused psychologically, put through home based conversion, sent to conversion places, or literally beaten and killed. Maybe all in chronological order. I was originally outed as transgender to my parents by means of an online "child protection" monitoring app. I survived physically. Mentally it isn't going so well. To all those considering KOSA as a good thing, think about the consequences for supporting something without reading the fine print.
This isn't all of them nor are they new but I felt terrible for not posting them to tumblr lol
Comment or reblog which one(s) you liked the most!
*clears throat*
Trans women do not have it easier.
Trans women are not just a fetish.
Trans women can be asexual.
Trans women are not ‘begging for attention’.
Trans women are not ‘asking for it’.
Trans women are just as equal as trans men.
Trans women are just as equal as cis women.
Trans women are just as equal as literally anybody.
Trans women deserve respect.
Trans women deserve rights.
Trans women deserve to feel safe.
Trans women are women. If you cannot wrap your head around that; get off my fucking blog.
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