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If I had a dollar for every time Norris was bitching behind his current team mate, I'd be fucking rich, dude
Checo how are you expecting the car to feel good if you are fucking it every five laps
Max placing the landmarks correctly in 30 seconds in the last grill the grid was as hot as Sebastain Vettel naming all world champions backwards
I have a lot of feelings about Seb, and especially a lot of feelings about how he was so trash talked, and how his accomplishments have so often been brushed off as luck (as if you could win 4 titles through luck) that he retired believing that.
How people say he got booed and laughed it off, but he then said it was hard on him week after week after week.
How Ferrari used him as a scapegoat for their shortcomings, how we saw his huge smile fade away there, and he still sung them goodbye and thanked them for letting him be a part of their team.
How he said he'd be forgotten quickly, but then lists "Don't You (Forget About Me)" as his favorite song.
How he said it was fine that he would be forgotten soon, but took the time to learn and memorize the name of every f1 champion, because he valued their memory that much.
How he texts the driver who is erasing his records to encourage him to break another one, and has the cameras record that driver saying he doesn't really think about that when he equals it.
There is so much humor and silliness and attitude with Seb's career, and there is also so much heartbreak. And it often seems that the joys come first, and the pains come later and leave their taste lingering.
So it's happy that he retired. That takes a lot of bravery too, to say "I think this is enough" when it's all you've known in life. And to focus on what ultimately matters most, which is giving back to his family and loved ones.
Give it ten more years, and I think we will still remember him, but with a clearer image of how GOOD he was.
the shot of perez stationary in the pit lane after they announced a red flag SECONDS after he pitted for wets making him drop by three places for nothing. CINEMA.
its like redbull its shitting checos race on purpouse, he is not even close to max wtf
That 9 win in a row is at risk ..
Need Checo to get his ass up omg
not to be dramatic but disliking miles morales is a red flag imo
in retrospect i can't believe we all thought seb, as the massive car fucker that he is, would just go into hiding and drop motorsports completely
Ted Lasso 🤝🏼 Sebastian Vettel
wearing a backpack like a schoolboy
happy pride month to formula 1 fans and their silly little gay drivers
Every Seb fan right now towards the Monaco gp:
the universe knew I'd be too powerful if I had the capacity to carry on conversations
i love the pacing of sebs instagram posts so so much, the way it went very detailed at first for the karting years with many posts for every year and then when his career picked up, so did the speed he passed the years with and now that we're at the first race it's like it very suddenly hits that this is it and we're suddenly in slow motion. Final talk with the engineer. Getting in the car. Gloves on.
It's masterfully done, if it were a film this would be the part where everything slows down, the noises all get muffled and merge into one and the only thing that's clearly audible is Seb's breathing, then a hard cut, engines on, lights out and away we go.
"Ningún afternoon ningún hello, aquí tu hablas español"
BREAKING: daniel ricciardo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala
Remember when Lando said "my dad is rich but his dad is rich, rich" about lance? WELP today lance gets to say "yeah he can drive but I can drive drive" WITH HIS BUSTED WRISTS
With men mansplaining Susie Wolff getting the job and pretending it's only because of Toto and not because of her own very successful career in motorsports as a driver, a team principal and CEO, from here on out I am going to say that Christian Horner only got his position because he got married to Ginger Spice. Thanks bye
seb girlies (gn) this year are really gonna be like. first media day without seb 😔💔 first practice without seb 😔💔 first lewis outfit without seb 😔💔 it's me i'm seb girlies (gn)