Life As A Lewis Hamilton Fan In 2025 (please Let This Be The Only Time I Bust Out This Graphic)

Me looking at myself in the mirror at 3am after reading smut for 4 hours straight instead of sleeping:

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

I need to make more of my friends watch ghostbusters with me but I keep pausing the movie every 5 seconds to explain a niche bit of information about it nobody wants to know

Lewis Hamilton has a therapy session with teens

Something to think about that I constantly do at least like once a day.

A lot of you are so quick to call out the non-existent racism that Carlos faced when Charles told Brian to "maybe try in spanish" but when actual drivers of color experience racism, I look around and everybody's on mute.

BIG 4 I KNOW THATS RIGHTTT‼️

I hate Ghostbusters fans because I commented “I want Egon and Winston to meet me in the back room” and now it’s a bunch of basic bird bitches in the replies stating how they only want Egon, we get it, you’re boring and you only like white men, bet you exclude Winston in fanart and fanfics too

also imagine being so racist that an indigenous man tells you that you have a literal monster in your house and you fucking ignore him only to have said monster play tennis with your carotid artery two seconds later