Merry Crisis Y’all

(Unreleased scene during the battle of hades)

Ostin: It’s 18.3 kilometers away!

Jack: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!???

Zeus (holding a machine gun): AHHHHHHHH

(Eagle soars by)

hc that when Michael needs to pull an all nighter, he’ll stick his fingers in a socket and just continue like nothing happened

please consider-

He would, I have no doubt in my mind he would.

or even…

Sleepover

Michael (just waking up): It’s 7 in the morning . . .

Ostin: mumbling to himself and having an array of parts and metal from who knows where, with safety goggles, taser and a withering spoon from the kitchen. All the while trying to find out the meaning of life and how girls’ minds work

Michael: Dude it’s 7 in the morning

Texting Styles of the Clan

Saw this made for other fandoms and found none for ours so I made one

MV the colony SPOILERS

so lets not talk about the fact i forgot i had tumblr and ghosted y’all- LETS TALK ABOUT MV 10!!

dudes . . . MY HEART I CANR BELIEVE THIS IS THE LAST 😭😭

First things first . . . MICHAEL WHY IN THE ELECTRIC WORLD WOULD YOU WILLINGLY KIS CASS?!?!!! HUH!?!! WHILE HAVING A GIRLFRIEND THAT CAN READ MINDS AND SAYING “IT WAS PASSIONATE” THEN YOURE JUST NORMAL AFTER?!????

Then, CHISPA. he is such (in my opinion) a well written character, especially for such little screen time. Would I have liked more time to know him? Absolutely. But I did emphasize with him. Maybe because I saw my parents life in his beginning or that we’ve finally found somebody to compete for Most insane reward against Hatch, idk.

GRACE DIED BUT DIDNT IS SOO COOL I LOVE THAT RPE MADE HER MORE IMPORTANT

AND TORSTYN APPERING?!?!! TOP THREE BEST (after ptsd) CHARACTERS OF THE SERIES. THAT MAN DEF HAD RIZZ BRO

THEN THE PROPOSAL?!!! OMG I LOVED IT I WAS ROOTING FOR THEM!!

poor Jack he got tied up again 😭😭 my baby

then ABI!!!! MY BABY I LOVE YOU IM SO SORRY 😭😭

(lots of crying as you can tell)

I don’t remember their names rn but the Peruvian colony, my babies, I saw my fam in them 😭😭

CASSY AND TORSTYN SAVING THE DAY (at the very last page practically) WOOOOOOO

and NO ONE THOUGHT TO CHECK ON MY BOY IAN?!?!! HOW COULD YOU GUYS?!?!! (when he was bumping into stuff I felt so bad dudes)

AND THEIR BABIES IN THE END😭😭🫶🫶

and why Lux, that sounds like a nepo baby’s name (I mean she is-)

Also . . . .

WHERE TF IS ZUES?!?!! LIKE HUH IK HE DIDNT DIE WHERE IS MY BABY (there’s all my babies atp)

anyways, hope you liked the rant, there’s obv more but it’d be a whole book. anyway, love y’all, hope you didn’t forget me

A McOstin Convo

McKenna: I think science is wrong, they say that the sun is the hottest thing-

Ostin: It’s not. A lightning strike is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun

(long pause)

McKenna: I was gonna say you.

Ostin: We’re not talking in terms of temperature are we?

McKenna (shaking her head): No, my love

Michael Vey Release Date!!!

Michael Vey 9 is releasing September 19, IM SO EXCITED!!

DUDES!! THE COVER IS RELEASED

THE COVER FOR MV9 IS HERE!!! OH MY GODS!!!!

The Zombie Apocalypse Squad

Happy Birthday to Michael!

Today’s April 16th which is Michael’s Birthday date

And fun fact, if Michael really was 15 in 2011, he would be turning 27 today . . .

And maybe Taylor too, because in book 8 they share a birthday, but in book one she said it was the 17th so I don’t know

But anyways, Happy Birthday to him!