Knights Can Be Created By Other Knights Like Vampires Except Instead Of Biting Them They Wack Them On

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

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4 years ago

MOOD.

I wholeheartedly agree with that one. No way Luke would wear things like that intentionally. I mean that man has a true pure boy energy (and actually is one, which is sad cause life does not do exceptions and look what it did to him). And he grew up on a freaking dust ball of a planet where peak fashion you see is hutts slaves wardrobe choices!

Yes, he is a Skywalker, and we all know that Skywalkers are always about the Drama (TM) and meaningful looks (even if it's cinemas fault). Which Luke certainly shares. And yes, jedis in general have their own culture and style.

So far the worst we've seen were Darth Vader and Kylo Ren. Cause they need to be intimidating and make people aware who is the Bad Guy around here. Next comes Leia with her political career. She must be aware of her appearance. And only then comes Luke with his simple Jedi look with some meaning behind it. Only in color btw. And that's it. The worst we've seen him was Dramatically (TM) taking off his hood.

So yes, I believe Luke is a true Skywalker, therefore a true Drama Queen, but more in action department than fashion one.

Leia and Luke are too practical to actually participate in real FASHHHHHION. But they both can and will do styles cause they know the power of proper look. It may as well be Force related thing cause they know what effect it causes.

ANYWAY, all of it does not necessarily make Luke do NOT wear Chanel Boots.I present you the idea of him wearing them ACCIDENTALLY!

Just like he ended up running around in that yellow jacket. What if he has on idea what are those clothes cause he was given them at some point and was like, oh they feet and are quite comfy to wear and fight in, thank you very much I will certainly wear them! And next time he strides in some Leias politician party/snake nest and everyone goes OH SHIT internally. Because Channel boots are what they are and they make Luke look really nice and he still a jedi and a pure boy with a power to crush you. So. While Luke definitely has no real understanding why people around him react like this, but they do and it helps him help Leia so why not.

The only culprit behind this disaster must be Han, who will laugh right until Leia comes down at him, but won't stop gifting Luke discreet fashion shit. And Luke will certainly find out at some point and OH WOW that explains everything. He will either have no care in the world or make Han stop cause it ruins his reputation as a jedi and teacher.

So yeah. I once again stress it that Luke is not that kind of human, who will care about fashion. As a crack this headcanon is fine, otherwise it is not.

Yes, Luke how I see him is a Little Shit. Is a Drama Queen because of it. He may be ace or gay or whatever. But he is not a sucker for fashion. Just. Not.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, bye

samediankh - Lazy Bear

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3 years ago

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Can Someone Please Tell Me What It Means When An Owl LITERALLY Fucking Swims Towards You And Then Stares

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.


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4 years ago

AND THEN FINALLY

AND THEN FINALLY

Yeah.

Like a really disappointed, yet resigned and kinda sad Yeah.

That's it. That's the show.

It was like one hell of a road.

Supernatural final and the following brainstorming in attempts to find SOME FRAKING SENSE was like

Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like
Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like
Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like
Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like

^ Jesus Christ posted : FUCKING NEWFAGS, MOTHERFUCKERS SHOWING UP

Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like

The cup says: Stles

Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like
Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like
Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like
Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like
Supernatural Final And The Following Brainstorming In Attempts To Find SOME FRAKING SENSE Was Like

The line says: New Fandom, Same Shit


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6 months ago
Birders: Do You Ever Wonder If This Happens?

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

Original on my site | Patreon


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3 years ago

That's actually would be a great deconstruction of the trope.

And it will be soooo hilarious & dramatic!

Like, why they always go for a teenager? Because they are already old enough but still can be changed and formed into what the world needs them to be. That's the main idea. When you discover being the chosen one, The only one who can do it, you have to change your life, sometimes completely, sometimes change yourself too. And fast. For the Greater Good, yada, yada.

And now imagine some 40-50 yo have to do the same. So much drama and midlife crisis potential.

As I said

Hilarious

samediankh - Lazy Bear

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2 years ago

I've seen some unhinged complaints in Steam reviews before, but I just ran into one that gave a game which contains no dialogue the thumbs down purely on the basis that it doesn't have voice acting.


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1 year ago
Had To Be There I Guess

had to be there i guess


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3 years ago

Then Luke—through mechanisms beyond Din’s conception—maybe the Force allowed jedi to store items in convenient subspace cavities—pulled a live frog out of his pocket. The blue thing kicked its legs in Luke’s gloved hand and Grogu reached for it. Questions ricocheted around Din’s head in a panic. Where did he get that thing? Where was he keeping it this whole time? How is it? Still alive? did he—Magic? Jedi magic?

Yet the only question that managed to stumble out through Din’s vocoder was: “Um. Is that for Grogu?”

“Yeah, it’s for both of us,” said Luke with a small, sunny smile.

No, thought Din quietly.

“You want a snack, Grogu?”

And before Din could look away, Luke’s mouth enclosed around the frog’s small, terrified head and with sharp nod he separated its head from its body. Din sighed in horror. The baby cheered.

“This is how me and Master Yoda used to split lunch back on Dagobah,” said Luke in between the crunch of cartilage. He handed a giggling Grogu the body. “Well, if he thought I worked hard enough that day, hah. And these were more like appetizers.”

How was it still alive? Did you get this from Dagobah? We’ve been away from the ship for two days. How was it still alive? Why does it smell like boiled bantha? Why??

Grogu gulped the body down with little resistance and Luke bounced the child on his hip. “That’ll tide ‘em over until we get back to the speeders. You okay, love?”

“Sure,” said Din. “Yes.”


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4 years ago

I hate it so much that I do understand

I don't fucking care if it's manipulative, if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto


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