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I got another one

I have a very silly and stupid Headcanon

Everyone likes to joke and accuse Mammon of having caused The Great Depression, even though he swears up and down he had nothing to do with it. The other brothers however claim he was in New York at the time doing Father knows what, so he has no alibi. It doesn’t help that Mammon himself doesn’t even remember what he was doing when the stock market collapsed.

Dear human, do you want to know what Mammon was really doing? He was getting wasted with some low level gangsters on moonshine strong enough to knock an elephant on its ass. No wonder the poor bastard doesn’t remember.

Enron on the other hand, yeah Mam was definitely in the boardroom cackling like a hyena while telling the execs to keep doing the dumb shit they were doing. He sauntered back into the Devildom like

“Guess what the great Mammon just did! Go on, guess!”

And everyone was like “Mammon, don’t tell us to guess, last time you told us to guess what you did, the price of tulip bulbs in the Dutch Republic went crazy.”

I just know that their asses would annoy Lucifer like this 😭