>basically sitting on nico's lap >"yes, such a small neck" >"old man" "you could be my grandfather" I WITNESSED SOMETHING.
silly season things, GP Australia, 2025
Chiel: But did you read, btw, that Zak called you-- Made a phonecall.
Max: Not to me, he didn't call me, in any case.
Chiel: No, not to you. But to your management.
Max: Yeah, but I think that was over and done fairly quickly.
Chiel: For you as well?
Max: When he knew how much he'd have to pay, it was over with right away.
Chiel: How much?
Max: A lot!
everytime an English person complains a finnish speaker is materialized into existence
The population of Finland surpasses that of India within a fortnight. Finland annexes the northwest quarter of the Russian landmass for more living space.
One of my absolute favorite stsg fic premises has got to be gojo being a (hot) nerd (canon) and (alternative) geto like “god i need him carnally”
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lando Norris/Carlos Sainz Jr Characters: Carlos Sainz Jr, Lando Norris Additional Tags: Hurt No Comfort, Angst, Read at Your Own Risk, sad Lando, Depressed Carlos, Lando needs a hug Summary:
Carlos has thought about it a lot.
He’s been planning it for a long time.
And he’s finally decided what he has to do.
But there’s one thing he needs to do before he does it.
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Here is my first ever Carlando fic. I hope you all enjoy it.
I broke 15 Italian laws by just thinking about this, i fear. One (!) Charles Leclerc was harmed during the process
Ted Lasso Text Posts: Part #5
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