CRYING CRYING CRYING

Max: *Says something slightly egotistical*

Media: Max Verstappen, always having to be on top

Charles: *Starts laughing from the other side of the room*

Oh. Shoko. I'm gonna go cry. Wtf dude

Sebastian Vettel during the FP1 of the 2011 Canadian GP.

watch here

Sebastian Vettel | ROC 2025

max and his fur family: jimmy, sassy, donut and nino

Max Verstappen | Post race, Australian GP 2025 by Clive Rose. (edited)

gay sex

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)

i swear i think about them at least once a day

Lando on every country backing their driver: "It's the same for Max in Zandoort, Spa, Austria and-..."

and max's reaction