I love the implication that when Ryan and the Professor are not trying to strangle each other’s throats, Ryan gives him rides home from Watcher HQ. Like imagine, if you will, the Professor sitting in a lil booster seat in Ryan’s passenger side, sipping on a bottle of Bug Juice, singing at the top of his little puppet lungs to Doja Cat while Ryan wastes away in rush hour traffic.
sorry i can’t on friday that’s when the lore
you know every week it gets harder and harder to explain puppet history to people and still seem sane
jake saving bradley and mav’s life changed me like it just changed the trajectory of my life it fully altered my brain chemistry i’ll never be the same actually it’s been 6 months since i was this movie but idc the brainrot is real
If enlisting in the military doesn’t mean i get to have sexual tension with another guy, is there any point to enlisting at all?
“you just find gay subtext in everything” no the fuck i dont the gay subtext was presented to me on an ornate silver platter
actually you know what? the professor IS my poor little meow meow. not only do i love when the professors a little fucked up and evil but i think he should do it more often actually. kind of girlboss of him
liking top gun is a red flag. it's also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green one. and a blue one. and also a purple one. liking top gun is gay
I am not at all sorry for the person I’ve become since watching Top Gun Maverick
diversity win! the man who just stabbed you with his adamantium claws is transgender!
I forgot what I was going to google
watching the dofp prison break scene for the 30th time
some call it obsessiveness, i call it self care
How to stop scrolling through Tumblr and actually make those scrambled eggs
Everyday day I miss them
oh to be a hippo in a loving relationship with a worm news anchor
burnt out nuerodivergent people getting overly attached to children's shows and cartoons when they see another old/new cartoon aimed at kids:
Leo: Well well well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it
April: Donnie, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Donnie: Oh, it's-
Leo: 72 hours.
Donnie:
April:
Donnie: How did you-
Leo: There's a clown behind you.
"Casey is going to fade" WRONG. if you knew about bifurcated time branches which are essential to the time travel process in tmnt, you would know they are in a timeline parallel to the one casey came from. This means he will not fade, however it also means he can never go back. My hyperfixation on space-time in 6th grade is finally paying off
my love (derogatory)
I did the meme again because its too funny
Flushed, but Never Forgotten but it's just random clips.
love how they were like oh shit we can get away with blood now ! lets use it to Pummel Leo so bad It Ruins His Day
im having sudden kiribaku needs
fellas is it gay to compare your homie to the sun literally every single chance you can get
Rody: [slaps papers on desk]
Rody: Divorce. Sign it.
Izuku, eating his cereal dry: We were married??
Rody: Stop deflecting, you vile bastard.
agents of chaos
agents of chaos
shut up, the stupid fictional gay people in my phone make me happy