Wow Did You See This Unreleased Official Dungeon Meshi Comic???

first alliance sleepover on the polar tang

chilchuck would totally be a calvin and hobbes type of dad. all like

FLERTOM: hey dad why do old paintings look so weird

CHILCHUCK: oh that was before perspective was invented. yeah we used to be sliding off of floors all the time, dodging giant monks

FLERTOM: ohhh ok. thanks dad!

CHILCHUCK’S WIFE: i’m going to throw a rock at that man’s head

make a farcille fankid. im a fankid fan and i think that adding to the whole complicated situation is great. the political ramifications of EVERYTHING about laios's country are fantastic and making it worse by adding more interspecies kids (shoutout to chilchuck's grandkids) is fascinating

great cause I already started drawing adjkfghdjfg

PLEASE READ THIS POST TO UNDERSTAND MY THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS

but yeah I !!!!!! really like the political implications of 1) having a half-elf (which the queen of elves doesn't recognize as people) as a royal court mage who is 2) gay married to King's sister who is 3) a chimera

additionally!!!! I think Laios would pick his niece to be his successor, for several reasons:

I think he's gay. maybe aro-spec.

I don't think he'd MIND marrying a woman. He had a fiance (which ended when he left home, meaning he was engaged before the age of THIRTEEN) so I think he just always assumed he would get married at some point, regardless of his personal feelings about it

haven't decided if I think he would get gay married, get comphet married, or stay single. I think it depends on How progressive he thinks Melini should be, other countries' feelings be damned. (unless Kabru says no, actually, that's a little too risky.)

point being IDK if Laios would have any kids of his own

He LOVES Falin. He loves Marcille as well. He'd fucking LOVEEEEE their kid my GOD would he spoil her!!!!! Best Uncle In The World

He probably thinks any chimera traits she'd have Fucking Rule and would think it's badass for someone like that to have the throne

yeah so. uh. enjoy farcille fankid

Greatest crossover in manga history

dating meshi

As an optician I see this ALL THE FUCKING TIME. 'If I wear glasses I start needing them' NO! You become used to seeing! Your eyesight does not worsen! You just become aware of an actual problem you have!

There are SO MANY people overexerting their eyes, and ACTUAL MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS are telling them to keep at it! It is NOT normal to end you day with a migraine, it is NOT normal to be forced to take breaks from reading because of eye strain and if you're driving on the regular, you *absolutely* should be seeing the best you can! 'I can manage without' you can also manage without shoes, Susan, and you but you like your feet with no holes in them don't you? 'Oh you shouldn't need glasses, you see well enough' how about you let your patient decide that, doc? Some people won't care for seeing %10 better, but some people absolutely will! My doctor sure as hell doesn't decide the quality of eyesight I require, or even want! Someone doesn't want to see the best they can? That's fine, but it's their damm choice!

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING