I Feel Like Enough Time Has Passed Since Steven Universe Ending To Say This: Inventing Your Own Alter

also. this is gross. but i'm quitting smoking and what no one tells you is that for awhile, i saw some ppl online saying up to a year even, that means you're just hacking up like mucus encased tar. cuz apparently there's these hair like things called cilia in your lungs that slowly move stuff upward so you're able to cough it out, and smoking like. 24/7 365 for the past 5 years had my cilia all fucked up, so now it's finally coming back online and being like holy shit you need this out of here NOW.

anyways don't smoke kids. smoking weed is still smoking and your lungs hate it. fuck vaping too. just eat a gummy or make your flower into a delightful little tea this shit sucks so bad yall

why does finn keeping being the single most based person on earth. this bitch never misses

Would itachi be proud?

(looks up from the toilet lid where i’ve snorted crack cocaine) Wha....Itachi? (Chuckles, wiping my nose) I hope so...I’ve become Konoha’s—excuse me—(I finish off the rest of the gathered cocaine)I’ve become Konoha’s shadow kage. Its protector. Just like he wanted 💕

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

HEY!

Have you missed watching cartoons that didn't just feel like it was only for kids? Longing to watch another action-packed story about nervous highschoolers with people pleasing tendencies falling in love, demons and family? What about one with a banger opening, kids setting towns on fire and creative monster designs?

Look no further than JENTRY CHAU VS THE UNDERWORLD!

Alot of cartoons feel like they're going to be inevitably cancelled, which has discouraged alot of viewers from watching them and given executives more reasons to can them. Netflix has done ZERO marketing for this and most of the marketing I have seen has been from the staff of the show, which is absolutely ridiculous. Though we may be bitter (trust me, I understand), it's worth atleast giving it a shot to try and tell them that we want more shows like this.

If you're craving good young-adult supernatural shows, stories with POC and female leading casts that aren't about discrimination or just want more animation aimed for audiences beyond children, PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE go check this show out and spread the word. It's 13 episodes that are half an hour long, and every one is packed with love!

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

“Sasuke why are you serving the state that effectively massacred your clan in some stupid bout of pissy political intrigue” Because the state’s head (Naruto) gives immaculate head. Next question please

first alliance sleepover on the polar tang