Latest Posts by sbt67 - Page 2

People have asked me multiple times what my skincare routine is. Alright. First of all, you need to get irreparably traumatized in your earliest formative years. Second, drink lots of water. Third, never see your wife and child

Wishing and manifesting death on everyone who’s ever done me wrong since I’m not allowed to physically murder anymore. Fucking fascists.

I don’t even fucking like tomatoes. When was the last time you ever saw me eating a tomato? It’s a fucking vegetable. Or a fruit. Why would I want to eat something that can’t even make up it’s mind

Would itachi be proud?

(looks up from the toilet lid where i’ve snorted crack cocaine) Wha....Itachi? (Chuckles, wiping my nose) I hope so...I’ve become Konoha’s—excuse me—(I finish off the rest of the gathered cocaine)I’ve become Konoha’s shadow kage. Its protector. Just like he wanted 💕

how to meal plan around an absent husband! hinatas recipe blog

so ladies you know when your hubby just isnt around and it gets sooo hard to plan out your grocery shopping because sometimes he just comes back from work at 10pm and eats through your whole fridge after not being in a room with you for more than 10 minutes for weeks?? hah husbands are so funny but you know thats why i married the guy hes so unpredictable now i know you dont all have access to my secret ingredient the byakugan so i always know when hes gonna come looking for an extra meal and can get out the instant ramen before he even has to look for it now remember its never embarrassing to go store bought from time to time ladies when he doesnt have time for you im sure he wont even notice the difference ! so take the time when hes off on another work trip with his old buddy from the academy who he spent years chasing after and pledged his undying friendship for or something to take a little me time and not ask your therapist if you have been living a lie and instead cook up a nice big meal so he will remember what hes missing!! have fun ladies and remember divorce is for quitters!

people who do their work as soon as they get it

Ever wanted to trade a knit hat for a necklace? Maybe the other way round? This page is a (small) attempt at trying to set those up! I'm trying to help crafty people find each other so everyone gets cool art - art trades make the world a more fun place, and it's always a great excuse to spend more time on a new piece. Would appreciate reblogs for reach!

not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING

I’ve never made a meme before, but everyone is raving about this angler fish so I decided to add in my input as a bioecologist 🧫

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.

Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.

I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

my stupid son

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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

Older Zoro but he inherited the Shimotsuki pompom

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Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok

I think there's a widespread school of thought that old or nearly immortal beings like elves and draculas and shit have developed some kind of centuries long ageless patience. An attitude something like, "I have seen empires rise and fall, rulers come and go. This too will pass in the blink of an eye, and matters not to the world."

But I also like ancients who are like do what you want forever. "Are you kidding, a century ago everyone was wearing skirts. Wear pink, sleep in a tree, dance in the street, climb up the walls, talk to strangers. No one's gonna give a shit in a hundred years, have fun now!"

Inverted ballpoint pen drawing!! The first picture is what I drew and the second picture is the inverted final piece

KIT WE NEED TO COOK!!!!

20-something gugu living with iris and helping her raise little peng in the 80s while also being involved with weird supernatural shit. you agree

Jentry if she was a freak BASED

(also yes, i've acquired a new hyperfixation)

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

HEY!

Have you missed watching cartoons that didn't just feel like it was only for kids? Longing to watch another action-packed story about nervous highschoolers with people pleasing tendencies falling in love, demons and family? What about one with a banger opening, kids setting towns on fire and creative monster designs?

Look no further than JENTRY CHAU VS THE UNDERWORLD!

Alot of cartoons feel like they're going to be inevitably cancelled, which has discouraged alot of viewers from watching them and given executives more reasons to can them. Netflix has done ZERO marketing for this and most of the marketing I have seen has been from the staff of the show, which is absolutely ridiculous. Though we may be bitter (trust me, I understand), it's worth atleast giving it a shot to try and tell them that we want more shows like this.

If you're craving good young-adult supernatural shows, stories with POC and female leading casts that aren't about discrimination or just want more animation aimed for audiences beyond children, PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE go check this show out and spread the word. It's 13 episodes that are half an hour long, and every one is packed with love!

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them