Im Seeing A Lot Of Holden Haters On The Catcher In The Rye Tag Again So Id Like To Tap The Sign

Ok guys I’m gonna be honest there’s a LOT of Voltron but plz be aware I haven’t rlly used Tumblr

Hear Me Out: The Raven Cycle and Yellowjackets crossover.

They both involve magic fuckery in the woods, intense character relations and dynamics, murder. Also hella gay.

Gangsey gets stranded in Cabeswater like woods. Gansey obsession is straight up religious. Adam still makes a sacrifice. Kavinsky is out there cause someone’s gonna end up dying in a Yellowjackets au.

Or maybe this me trying to combine two things I love.

one thing about me is that I do not play about catcher in the rye! like I'm sorry the traumatized mentally ill 16 year old is not acting in a mature enough manner for you! Surely the purpose of his thoughts and behavior is not meant to be a commentary on teenage mental illness and the way adults fail children and is instead bad writing that only manipulative and bad people enjoy and relate to.

Adam Parrish makes people obsessed with him and then gets mad when they express concern for his wellbeing.

sometimes i randomly remember how insane maggie stiefvater was for making ronan lynch—a man that can create reality—a man of god, when he himself is a god of a man. then to take this man and have him be not only in love with, but a literal soulmate of a man named adam. parrish. adam parrish. who, mind you, lives above ronan's very own place of worship. and is the namesake of the first of mankind that the bible says god made from the literal dust of the ground (adam parrish: comes from nothing, hair "dusty" in color) and appoints him to care for the garden of eden (adam parrish: sacrifices himself to ronan's sentient forest). then has adam viewing ronan as a god and ronan saying "maybe he dreamt (created)" adam???? like who just fucking writes that and goes about their life?

Gansey and Adam divorce arc went WILD

not only did irvin die for helly r he died doing what she loved doing most (trying to kill her outie)

Mkay so Helly goes from kissing Mark to spending 39 minutes realizing that she is actually the bourgeoisie and then getting tackled after trying to expose the company to DROWNING and watching her friend get executed in about 20 seconds to the elevator opening onto a random child and finding out her outie took over her life, nobody could tell and now nobody trusts her and her friend is gone forever. Absolutely fucked up day for my friend Helly R

Noah Czerny holds a permanent place in my list of characters of all time because like, there was a Noah Czerny, but our Noah is a boy who never existed. The Noah who loves Blue’s spiky hair and watches over Gansey to remind him not to waste his chance and hangs onto existence even as he’s constantly dying and likes snowglobes was never real, he was a shadow of a very different boy who once lived, and at the end of the story it is that Noah—the flesh-and-blood Noah—who is remembered, memorialized through the continuation of Raven Day, while our Noah slips from existence, and is forgotten.