The “Evan” Rosier That Has Been Adopted By The Marauders Fandom, Bf Of Barty Crouch Jr. & Regulus

I have to say this before going mad:

SIRIUS BLACK IS TALL! TALLER THAN ANY OF THE MARAUDERS AND THE ONLY MARAUDERS WHO WAS DESCRIBED TO BE TALL.

Harry says Sirius was tall, not Lupin. IF HE WAS SHORTER THAN REMUS, HE WOULD HAVE SAY HE WAS SHORTER.

Thank you.

Sorry for the aggressive tone.

Hate to break it to u but those facts are fanon.....touch some grass. And that "heterosexual tradwife manor" sounds so ickyyyy! Like?? Let a woman choose whatever she wants to do with her life?? What an odd thing to say.

Not to be a hater but a jily fan got mad at me for liking regulus, saying that liking him makes me racist or some thing, and I was like, why we are making up fake problems, because he’s not real?

And I thought about the motives of the jily stan, why are they mad at me? And I realized, it’s jealousy, like every other time some1 is been mad at me. They are jealous bc Regulus is a sexier milf than Lily. Sorry Jily fans! But Regulus is sexier than all other characters, so you shouldn’t get all bend out of shape about it!!

Obviously Sirius and then Peter...WHO TF VOTED FOR REMUS LMFAOOOOO

SO FUCKING PROUD!! Learn not to be Bootlickers. It'll serve you good, USA 🥶🥶

okay but why can't we babygirlify umbridge if we can do it with all the des... like.. why cant she be an evil coquette cutie?

I just KNOW that he had a PHAT crush on Tom Riddle, or Abraxas Malfoy........ or maybe both

All hail Alphard Black, gay icon and everyones favourite crazy old uncle

I literally just finished it today and omg guess what the first thing he reminded me of was how similar was he to Grayson's character. THAT SHOW LITERALLY GAVE WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE AND I ATE IT ALL UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY CAST DAMIAN AS GRAYSON HAWTHORNE PRETTY PLEASE HE'S SO PERFECT FOR THIS ROLEEE 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg the Grayson girlies are literally gonna love this actually scratch that the Grayson AND Jameson girlies are gonna love that

Like YALL NEED not should NEED to watch Maxton hall I haven’t even finished it and that shit is like crack

James is literally like this mix of Grayson looks and heir boss actions and Jameson teasing/playfullness

I mean the first episode literally fells like Grayson in the very first book when he thought Avery was some danger to his family

GO WATCH

(I seriously need to talk to someone about this show)

Insert "James & Lily" or "Eren & Mikasa"

Remember, shipping a mlw ship also means having to read daily:

“Platonic soulmates”

“Besties”

“Their friendship”

“Gay besties”

“Mlm and wlw solidarity/hostility”

“They're like siblings”

“They hate each other”

“A man with a woman? 🤮”

“Can't a man and a woman be friends anymore?”

“This is homophobic” (without confirmation of the sexuality)

“Boring ship”

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Jilypad brainrot go brrrrrrr

They're consumed in a love triangle but James is in love with both Sirius AND Lily, Lily is in love with both James AND Sirius, and Sirius is in love with both James AND Lily.

Nobody can separate them, ever.