Latest Posts by scaramionee - Page 3

JAMES POTTER AND LILY EVANSSSSS

i am done pretending that i understand anything. what the fuck does "haunting the narrative" even mean

The OG punk rock couple. If they were real, I KNOW for sure that they would've held the title for the most hottest couple edits ever.

Not to push the blackinnon agenda, but you all are missing out cause they would have been iconic

Head empty.. only thinking about how Knights of Walpurgis was named after Walburga.

I just KNOW that he had a PHAT crush on Tom Riddle, or Abraxas Malfoy........ or maybe both

All hail Alphard Black, gay icon and everyones favourite crazy old uncle

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP- HSJSHSJHJSHSJSHJSJS

Sebastian photographed for the oscars! #theoscars

It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn!

A very kind soul has decided to blaze this post! And if you want to see more of Fionn, check out @fionn-the-cat

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Jily Tangled AU anyone?

*Regulus finds out Voldemort was Tom Riddle*

Regulus: you’re NOT a pureblood?

Voldemort: well, no, but i am slytherin’s descendant. my father was a muggle—

Regulus: YOUR FATHER WAS A MUGGLE??

Regulus: AND YOUR MOTHER COULDN’T DO MAGIC??

Regulus: YOU’RE A QUARTER BLOOD

Voldemort: That’s not a thing

Regulus: Your nose is not a thing

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra

People used to pray to merlin for James Potter to walk over them.

"James takes care of everyone, but who takes care of James?"

SIRIUS HIS BEST FRIEND WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIM!!!! HIS PARENTS WHO SPOIL HIM TO DEATH!!!! REMUS WHO CAN ONLY SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT HIM!!!!!! LILY HIS FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

Top 10 favourite hp characters???

1. auntie muriel [she's firing out banger after banger from the second she arrives on the page and she sustains that level until the moment the wedding ends - fantastic energy, i love to see it]

2. that auld fella at the quidditch world cup who refuses to wear trousers [live your truth, king]

3. dawlish [both voldemort and dumbledore take the time to point out that he's completely incompetent and then the conclusion of his character arc is him getting fucking wrecked by an old lady]

4. mrs cole [day-drinking is a proud tradition and i'm delighted she honoured it - harry being genuinely impressed by how much she can put away is one of the funniest things he ever does]

5. the portrait in st mungo's which claims ron has spattergroit and which deserves to be thanked for clearly inspiring his cover-story in deathly hallows

6. gladys gudgeon, who doesn't abandon her devotion to lockhart, even after his brain injury

7. madam rosmerta [she manages to sustain her position as the hottest woman in hogsmeade over a period of at least twenty years - unmatched aura]

8. the employee at the owl office who received a postal order form from a cat and thought "legit"

9. piers polkiss [yer man finessed multiple day-trips out of the dursleys, what a #girlboss]

10. hagrid's dad [he walked so that the monster-fucking girlies on tumblr could run, and don't you forget it]

"fuck, marry, kill- james potter, sirius black and peter pettigrew" would be the most popular game amongst the girls in their year

God, the family line just breaks me apart whenever I see it...

so normal about sirius and harry. so nomral. haha 😆…

oh. oh ok. oh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I love them both so much ugh how can I choose between gothic cunty mommy and punk rock ripped siri?

SIRIUS BLACK VS BELLATRIX BLACK

Look we all know how this turns out in the books however…

Vote for YOUR favourite character at this very moment in time.

“i killed sirius black… yippee!”

sorry

{{ sirius fanart by @.lunopal_ bellatrix art by @.cutegirlsart }}

Dear God, when I get to heaven, please let me take my Ao3 bookmark list!!

reblogging this bcz the angst is crazy

Peter pettigrew/ bertha jorkins dating in hogwarts should be everyones headcanon bc it's so fucked up.

They would both have been so proud of a relationship they each perceived as with someone more popular. It was a fond memory to look back on.

She recognizes him even though her memory is fucked up. Right before she dies.

I think we need to confiscate the term lavender marriage from the marauder fandom until they learn how to use it correctly

basically prongsfoot is superior. Yum yummmmmm

I feel like jegulus wouldn't be such a bad ship if regulus wasnt a blood supremacist and wasnt such a loser and there wasnt a blood prejudice sytem going on bc even if he wasnt a death eater he would still be prejudiced and if regulus didn't stand for everything james hated and if james didn't experience an obsession like devotion to Sirius which means that his first instinct whenever he sees another black is to hurt them...basically jegulus wouldn't be a bad ship if it was prongsfoot

Please don't cancel me for this take...

Just saw a post where someone was saying, " well, apparently, most of the time I've seen canon lovers hating on jeg*lus shippers were literally tomarry shippers themselves. TOMARRY??!! That's insane, I thought they only consumed canon exclusive content? Then why are they-" blah blah blah mate have you even READ harry potter books ? Harry was practically drooling over young hot asf 40s Tom. Some quotes regarding his looks were slightly insane and a bit gay, I thought I was reading some freaky toxic yaoi shit but then I realized "oh wait, that's canon!"

'wolfstar has no chemistry" - Funniest joke of the year bozo

Ngl this checks out

imao me asf

Me when some1 asks me abt my OCs but all of them are just alt vers of me if i was cooler or smarter or funnier or had more friends or didn't live in a 3rd world country and the onky plot points are just them being cool and funny and popular and pretty

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

AS A DESI PERSON SO FUCKING TRUEE OMGGG SIRIUS FITS THE DESCRIPTION SO FUCING WELL

i could go on a fucking rant about why sirius could be desi. please ask.

Me liking a post about Barty Jr seving cunt daily during 70's -😁

Me then remembering he was one of the death eaters who took participation in torturing Alice and Frank Longbottom to insanity and thus left Neville broken- 🙂

Marlene was just mentioned ONCE!!

Bella maybe evil but she's so goddamn badass, served cunt in every single hp books, the second in command, nobody could match her freak except maybe Voldemort, she puts the boss in girlboss, straight icon, literally the definition of mommy and u pick Marlene?

MARLENE MCKINNON /// BELLATRIX BLACK

Vote for YOUR favourite character at this very moment in time.

Marlene McKinnon: I don’t think we need these anymore do we… I love Marlene more than anything, I am her, she is me

Bellatrix Black: The most iconic villain in the canon text and we all know it

{{ bellatrix art: @.cutegirlsart, marlene art: @.sophithil }}

YES YES KEEP THEM HEADCANONS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

My headcanons for how Petalsnake (Lucius x Petunia) played out

My backstory for them is that in 1979 Voldemort was tracking down the Potters (not particularly for prophecy reasons just because they were powerful adversaries and he wanted them gone) and so he decided to try and use Petunia to get to Lily. She’s taken to Malfoy Manor where she meets Lucius for the first time.

They definitely don’t instantly connect but I see him accidentally getting to know her better and having to face the fact muggles aren’t all they seem (he later rejects this line of thought and decides it’s just Petunia that’s the exception so he doesn’t have to confront changing his own ideology)

Petunia plays along and pretends to know where Lily is (she doesn’t) for a bit because despite being in a hostage situation she’s finally involved in the world she’s been locked out of for so long

Her opinion on this changes when Voldemort comes and seriously threatens her for the first time and she realises her life, and her sister’s life, are in danger

Lucius, having grown close to her decides to help her escape and anonymously contacts the Potters and then makes it possible for a rescue to occur

Back home, Lucius gives her a way to contact him and says she can decide if she ever wants to see him again (this is referenced in my fic a date to remember) but eventually ends up coming and asking her on a date anyway

Throughout the rest of 1979 they see each other regularly, with their dates continuing throughout 1980 and early 1981 but declining a little due to Lucius’ circumstances

Finally after the events of October 31st in 1981, Petunia cuts off all contact with Lucius and destroys any evidence she ever knew him. Lucius, who would’ve personally continued the affair, was more affected by this than Petunia, mainly because she was focused on grieving a sister she’d spent most of the time disliking and taking in a child she didn’t want

They have no contact with each other at all until after Voldemort’s defeat, but they both decide not to resume their affair

Lucius does go to Petunia’s funeral but stays mostly out of the way (because canonically she died sometime before 2020 and was somewhere between 38 and 61 when it happened 😭)

feeling lily cheating on james with sirius, it's hot, it's messy, it's all teeth and tongue

can this go popular? please I'm begging on my knees I'm already invested I-

Hard launching my new marauders ship I pulled out of the darkest pit of my mind whilst bored in a lecture

@vulcajes credit for coming up the new and improvised ship name 🌸🐍

ok ok op I can see the vision oml

When Lucius Malfoy is arrested in 1996 a team of aurors is sent to his home to search through his possession. Perhaps the most surprising find isn’t linked to the Dark Arts at all, but rather the aunt of the chosen one, Petunia Dursley, all taken throughout the year 1979.

A series of photographs were discovered in a hidden compartment in the desk in his office. Though the aurors aren’t sure if they’re significant at all they’ve been taken back to the Ministry as evidence nonetheless. Maybe one day their existence will be explained, but for now it’s a mystery why so many flattering depictions of Lily Evan’s muggle sister have been hidden away in Malfoy Manor.

@vulcajes

and it's always written by a white person who literally never tried any Indian items other than chicken tikka masala

"desi james potter" that's a tan white man who likes chicken tikka masala

SOHNE MOHNE BANNKE, CHHAATI DOLE TANN KE

NAACHE JAMM JAMM KE, DESI BOYZ

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE DESI BOYZ (james railing sirius)