Tim starts spreasing a rumor that every Robin is the same person, they just work like Doctor Who.
Even better: no one was ever told otherwise so everyone just assumed they were the same person and the kids lean into it
Bruce: This is my sidekick, Robin.
8-year-old Dick: Nice to meet you, Mr. Superman!
Clark: Nice to meet you too, Robin.
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12-year-old Jason: 'Sup.
Oliver: Robin, you look... different.
Jason: What's that supposed to mean?
Oliver: Nothing. I mean, different is good, right?
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14-year-old Tim: I'm here! Sorry I'm late.
Barry: Wait, I thought Robin died.
Tim: I got better.
Barry: I see.
Barry: The pants are a nice touch.
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Damian: I have arrived. You may now grovel in my presence.
Arthur: Alright, this one MUST be a different child.
Damian: What are you talking about?
Arthur: You are six inches shorter than last month.
Damian: Perhaps you got taller.
Arthur: That... actually makes me feel better. Thank you.
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Steph: *walks in*
Hal: Someone tell me what the hell's going on.
Steph: I transitioned.
[A video starts, Red Robins face incredibly close to the camera as he whispers into the microphone.
Red Robin, in what we can assume is the Batcave, lying down in an army-crawl position: *whispers* okay, so i know were technically not allowed to record in the cave but- were playing cops and robbers and-
*There's a clattering noise in the distance and his head whips towards the sound*
Red Robin, sounding equally gleeful and terrified: shit shit shit, i think someones in here? i gotta go free Signal- FUCK!
*Another noise, this one louder and accompanied by the sound of boots hitting the floor in a run, a flash of red is seen in the corner of the camera*
Red Robin, scrambling to his feet, the camera is shaky, and all you can hear is his feet running and the sounds of yells: ohmygod im gonna die who the fuck made RED HOOD A COP JESUS CHRIST!
Another voice, deeper and followed by cackling: IM GONNA GET YOU! ITS FUCKING OVER REPLACEMENT! COUNT YOUR DAYS YOU SHIT!
Red Robin is full sprinting now, and he turns sharply into a ballroom (??) where Nightwing is seen next to The daytime hero Signal, both of them waving aggressively*
Red Robin, panting: SIGNAL! i'm- shit, I'm on my way!
*The sound of boots gets closer as the camera blurs fully, only audio being heard*
Red Robin, screaming: FUCK NO- NIGHTWING SAVE ME-
*The video cuts off the the frozen image of Red Robin on the floor, a Red metal-plated boot planted on their back- if you look closely you can see Signal and Nightwing in the corner, Nightwing dramatically on his knees as Signal is fake-crying*]
Remember that 💕
Do you ever forget you have superpowers? Kon does often.
It’s still a sweet gesture.
You have no idea the demons I fought to not turn this little comic angsty. I might still do it, I haven’t decided yet.
the sun couldn’t compare to that smile
I flushed my razors and threw away my cigarettes. A new start, I don't think I'll be needing them any more anyways. ^^ ~Anon
My family finally told me what's wrong with my father. We don't know for sure but his doctor thinks it's highly possible. We don't have the date yet for his important appointment but we should get it later today. I'm scared. I need to pray tonight for him. Please keep my dad save and healthy. I can't lose him. ~Anon
please take care of yourself!
her name is miss kitty. i love her.
YOU! ARE THESE THINGS!