Just A Quick, Stupid Idea That Made Me Laugh More Than It Should Have.

hi!!!! hope you doing well and that you have a great day!! heres a question: pineapple on pizza? (i cant think of anything rn okay) -❄️

hiya!! n absolutely NOT!!! thats a sin. thats like eating oranges with garlic bread. that shit aint good man.

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

hey, hi there, it’s me again with another post i wish i didn’t have to make -

to cut it short: some stuff has been happening and because german laws are a pain, i lost a total payment of 200€ which is now missing at the end of this month (November). i’ll see some money again when December starts, but for now i only have a few bucks left to my name. 

i was really against doing something like this, but food for my dog, needed meds for my family and overall just food are more important than my pride here kjghdf

WON’T DO:

MECHA/FURRY

ANIMALS (will do in the doodle style!)

NSFW 

SHIPS

WILL DO:

JSE EGOS & OC’S (as long as proper description is given, with image for reference if possible)!

GORE & INJURY

- PRICES -

payment will be done through PayPal!!

FOR 5€:

FOR 15€:

FOR 20€:

for each of these i’d be up to work on a more detailed background if you’d like it! just make sure to tell me and maybe specify if you got something in mind!

send me some asks with these prompts :O? (include characters bls 👊😔) (side note ig?: im mostly familiar with jacks egos, so keep that in mind!!)

Prompt List

I find it easier to make prompt lists so I can write with what I’m inspired by. I’ll probably add to this as I find new prompts I like.

I took these from several prompt lists that I’ve reblogged, so that’s why they may look familiar. 

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“I told you not to fall in love with me.”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

RANDOM

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“Can you please…? Hmmm, I don’t know. Maybe put a shirt on?!”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t.”

12.    “Give me attention.”

13.       “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

14.       “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

15.         “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

16.          “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

17.          “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

18.         “Well, that’s tragic.”

19.         “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

20.         “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

21.         “What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week!” “Sounds like a you problem.”

22.         “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

23.         “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

24.         “Did you just hiss at me?”

25.         “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

26.         “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27.         “No. Regrets.”

28.         “How drunk was I?”

29.         “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30.         “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

31.         “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

32.         “I could punch you right now.”

33.         “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

34.         “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

35.         “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

36.         “That was kind of hot.”

SITUATION PROMPTS: 

KISSES

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

Exhausted parents kiss 

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Against a wall kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their     Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling     Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The     Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently     Doing 

Top Of Head Kisses

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

Destroying inanimate objects is valid protest against a society that values them more than it values your life.

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

merry christmas! you just got surprised with a hug from your secret santa! *hug!*

awe!! *hugs* thank you!! i needed that :'))

its the mooost wonderful time of the yeeaar~ hi hello merry chrismus secret santa here! hope youre having a good day and i hope youre prepared for a month full of chrismis energy! -☃️

hey santa!! im more than prepared for the christmas energy this time around >:)) n so far im having a good day today! its actually my bday today, so im having a good time by default! :D also, im rlly sorry if i dont answer ASAP since ill be with my family D:

stinky puppet man

Tip for if you're gonna be posting more shippy stuff for the jse egos! Most people use the "egoshipping" or "ego shipping" tag so people can avoid it if they like. I use both! Good luck and I look forward to seeing more of your writing :)

ah alright! ill keep this in mind for the future. thank you anon! <3