hello beloveds ☺️
now where tf was this 12 hours ago… went back to the gym for the first time in like 6 months and im in PAIN
5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles
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"You wouldn't let Remmick in, would you?"
Me, animorphing into this mf the moment Remmick start talking:
i have had THE MOST tiring week of my life ( that may be an exaggerated statement but idgaf) and i don’t even get to rest this weekend..
I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE!!
FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow
didn’t we all
I loved him. I loved him. I loved him. By God, I loved him. SALTBURN (2023)
BOMBOCLAAT
im in shambles
Pairings: Oliver Quick x fem!reader
Summary: you go to a party and get drunk, Oliver picks you up and takes you home but refuses to have sex with you whilst you’re drunk so you get upset, he calms you down and makes a promise for when you are sober
CW: SFW, drinking, dirty talk (barely)
WC: 1.2k
Warning: i am dyslexic so don't expect all words to be spelled correctly, also i don't autocapitalise my words
purple and green strobes light up the dimly lit basement, people mesh together in a blurred blob of grey. the party is in full swing, music loud and sweaty bodies grinding and dancing on each other. i was off my head. completely drunk. after downing many shots, winning multiple rounds of beer pong and successfully out drinking my friends i could barely see straight. my best friend Kai slings an arm around my shoulder from where i’m sitting in the corner of the room, her dark skin beautifully contrasting my own pale complexion.
‘you enjoying the party babe?’ she shouts over the music, giving me a squeeze.
‘most fun i’ve had in weeks,’ i yell back, my words slurring together.
Kai and her boyfriend Felix had organised the party, a final farewell gig after we had finished exams. Kai had been begging me for weeks to come out partying with her but i had declined each time opting to stay home with my boyfriend Oliver.
‘where’s Fifi?’ i question, using our silly nickname for her boyfriend.
‘probably somewhere with Farleigh and Venetia,’ she replies, taking a sip of her brightly coloured drink.
as the words leave her lips Felix can be seen making his way through the sea of sweaty bodies toward Kai and i. when he is beside Kai he ducks down and gives her a chaste kiss on the lips, slipping his hand down her back and onto her ass in the process.
‘ey,’ she warns, breaking the kiss, ‘behave.’
‘i am,’ he smirks, dipping his head back down and kissing her once more.
‘i’m here Fifi. stop stealing my girl,’ i stand and almost fall but he grabs my elbow and steadies me.
‘don’t call me Fifi,’ he warns, moving his hand from my elbow when i am standing on my own, ‘are you okay y/n? you look… rough.’
i scoff, ‘yes Fifi, i’m,’ i hiccup, ‘great.’
‘right,’ he stretches out the ‘i’ and rolls his eyes.
‘i am,’ i turn to Kai, ‘tell him Kai.’
‘babe you are off your head. have some water.’
‘i’m fine,’ i assure the both of them but i soon need to sit down as the room begins to spin.
i get huddled up in the seat and my eyes begin to shut. before they close i see Felix pull his phone out of his pocket but i think nothing of it.
what feels like two seconds later i am being shaken awake, the music has now stopped and the room is still lowly lit. Oliver stands in front of me. my Oliver. his blue eyes filled with worry, brown hair a mess, he’s wearing a suit. he looks delicious.
‘y/n, baby, are you okay?’ he asks, panic sounding in his voice.
‘Oliver, you’re here,’ i smile but it soon fades, ‘why are you here?’
‘dinner finished early, Felix texted me. you passed out my love,’ panic is still evident in his tone but it has lessened significantly.
‘i missed you,’ i shoot forward and crush him in a hug.
‘i missed you too,’ he stumbles a little when i collide into him but he steadies himself quickly, ‘lets go home baby.’
i nod my head and he picks me up, manoeuvring me so i’m situated comfortably, and carries me to his car.
when we get home it’s as if all the alcohol i had consumed during the party had come back into my system for a round two. my head was spinning and i was stumbling when i walked with Oliver to the front door.
‘go to bed baby, i’ll be there in a minute,’ he takes my shoes off of my feet, kisses my head and leaves me to go into the kitchen.
i don’t listen to him however, opting instead to pulling the pink dress off of my body, my bra and thong following it quickly. i make my way towards the kitchen when Oliver is stood in front of the open fridge.
‘Oliver,’ i call out his name, ‘can you help me please?’
‘yeah baby what’s up?’ he turns to me, his eyes immediately widening when he sees the lack of clothing on my body.
‘i need you Oliver,’ i continue walking towards him.
‘baby we can’t, you’ve been drinking,’ he averts his gaze from my breasts and looks into my eyes.
‘please Oliver. touch me,’ i can feel my stomach swirling with need, ‘you look so good in your suit. i want you to do things to me.’
when i reach him he has side stepped away from the fridge and shut it.
‘i’m craving you Oliver. i need you to fuck me,’ i all but beg, placing my hand on his shoulder.
‘go to bed y/n,’ he brushes me off, not even looking at me.
i feel my stomach drop. he doesn’t want me. my eyes get glassy and i turn from him, hugging my arms around my body. i go up to our bedroom and crawl into bed. i silently cry til i hear him open the door, i pretend to be asleep. he moves over to the dresser drawers across from the bed and begins taking off his suit, neatly folding them and putting them on top of the dresser no doubt to put them in the washing machine tomorrow. he comes over to my side of the bed and i flinch when she gives me a kiss on the forehead.
‘you’re still awake?’ he crouches in front of me, boxers are the only thing he wears.
i don’t open my eyes, still faking sleep.
‘baby,’ he murmurs, dragging a finger down my cheek, ‘i know you’re awake.’
i open my eyes and look at him, the only light coming from the lamp beside him. he studies my face and gives me a light frown.
‘you’ve been crying,’ he sounds disappointed.
at his tone a few more tears escape my eyes, his lips part and he wipes the tears away with the pad of his thumb.
‘why are you crying baby?’
‘you don’t want me,’ i choke out, closing my eyes and moving my head away from his hand.
‘i do want you, i want you so bad my love,’ he assures, ‘it just doesn’t feel right having sex with you when you’re drunk. that’s all. do you understand?’ i open my eyes as his hand cups my jaw to tilt my head up so i am looking at him.
i nod my head, the alcohol still fogging my thoughts. he gives me a slow kiss on the lips and releases my jaw from his hand, moving to his side of the bed and sliding in. he grabs me and pulls my body into his own. i curl up to him and he presses a kiss to the top of my head.
‘i love you y/n,’ he whispers into my hair, his hands fiddling with the ends.
‘i love you too Oliver,’ i reply, my eyes suddenly feeling heavy.
‘i’ll tell you what,’ he pulls away from my head and i look up at him, ‘as soon as you’re fully sober, we can do every dirty little thought in that pretty head of yours.’
i don’t respond to him, instead pulling him into a kiss.
i love Oliver Quick.
ofc i had to include @lovandr as Felix’s girlfriend 🙏🙏
can’t even fault the cattons for being so horrifically stupid and easily manipulated because i too would allow this little freak into my life and take everything if he looked at me with those precious baby blues.
Just Oliver having to look up at people
word.
a piece of me dies every time im reading a fic and taylor swift lyrics pop up😭 then i realize the description of the oc or “reader” are very white coded like OH! that’s not…
🟢 You are still a writer even when you haven't written in a while.
🟢 You are still a writer even when you feel like you aren't writing enough.
🟢 You are still a writer when you feel like your work isn't good.
🟢 You are still a writer when other people don't like your work.
🟢 You are still a writer when you aren't published.
🟢 You are still a writer when you only have works in progress.
🟢 You are still a writer if all you write is fanfiction.
So .. i watched the Wonka Movie last night…
ngl shit was goooooood. I may have cried a little (twice, i cried twice) But it was soo sweet and Timothee??? SIR??? i was speechless (what a surprise)
Relax | Dick Grayson Teaser
“I want to help you relax, Dick. Will you let me help you?”
“God yes. Please.”
Warnings! NSFW 17+, penetrative sex, pet names, hints of choking, blowjobs, dirty talk, teasing.
I am way to scared to post the full story so we’ll see how well this lil snippet does… holy hell i haven’t written smut in a long time.
He took a sip of the Martini, looking Y/n in the eye. He felt it hurn his throat burn just a little as she watched him from behind her glass. “Taste good?” she asked, taking a step toward him. He hummed and nodded his head, taking another sip. “Tell me about your day.” She smiled, urging him to sit down. As he did so, she placed her hands firmly on his broad shoulders. “Shhhh Relax doll.” she whispered in his left ear.
“Well I uh, I did a bit of combat training with the kids and then sorted out some paperwork- ah.. fuck.” he practically moaned as Y/n pressed her thumbs between his shoulder blades. “You like that?” she whispered softly, rubbing his shoulders and back. “Fuck yess.” he groaned as she straightened out a particularly tight knot in Dick’s back. “Keep talking for me.” she said quietly.
“I- mmh- made myself some coffee before i got up here and then i hopped in the- ah- shower.” by now he was a mumbling mess, leaning his head back against her chest. She sat him back running her hands up and down his waist, her nails lightly scratching the skin.. “I want to help you relax, Dick. Will you let me help you?” she half moaned in his ear, placing a soft kiss on his neck and then his shoulder. She moved to his lap gracefully, rolling her hips a little. “God yes. Please.”