first one is my room
recently I didn’t feel like reading out loud anymore while babysitting so I turned off the lights but the older one hadn’t fallen asleep yet so I said we have to turn off the lights but I could tell her a story instead and that’s how I found out I can just produce stories out of thin air
I have some crows on the roof across from me sharing a dead pigeon
you: martin is a shy virgin and has never been kissed he looks like a 12 year old
me, smart: martin goes to the club every night and gets laid
My irl boyfriend wants to put a parental lock on my switch now he‘s concerned I‘m gaming too much
stardew valley sucks why can‘t I romance the actual hot people pam I need to be ur trailer wife
well that was it for this blog my laptop broke 🙃