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Me logging onto tumblr dot com to check my trash little blog and post my trash little posts about my trash little interests

looking in the mirror repeating my daily matras

i am hot

i am hairy

i am gay

i am scary

today's mood

Obsessed forever with the “Two Monks Invent...” series on The Toast by Daniel Mallory Ortberg. It’s one of my internet happy places and I hope it never goes away.

Two Medieval Monks Invent Art

Two Medieval Monks Invent Maps

Two Medieval Monks Invent Some More Art

Two Monks Invent The Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

Two Monks Illustrate The Old Testament

Two Monks Invent Biblical Art

Two Monks Invent Denominations

Two Monks Invent Dinner Parties

Two Monks Invent Bestiaries

Two Monks Invent Writing

Two Monks Invent Religious Iconography

Two Monks Discover How Tall Women and Horses Are

Two Monks Discuss Alexander the Great

Two Monks Learn How To Draw Hands

Two Monks Invent Renaissance Art

Two Monks Invent Byzantine Art

Two Monks Invent Horses and Armed Warfare

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

them: being nonbinary is a weird new trend claire waldoff 100 years ago: HANNELOOOOORE

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

one of the greatest achievements of mankind is beyond any doubt the song roman hikou by kome kome club

Dracula: does not eat or drink

Jonathan "it's probably fine" Harker: He must be a very peculiar man!

Dracula: has no reflection

Jonathan "probably nothing" Harker: that was startling

Dracula: literally lunges at his throat

J. "Crucifix Beads" Harker: !?!?!??