*bitter Little German Boy Voice* You Guys Never Let Me Do Anything

this video never gets old and I love it

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

I have decided to burn my old diaries and have been scanning them for pages I might want to keep and these two entries really summarise my life in the past years quite well

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

- Louise Penny

please stop complaining about feudalism in fantasy. some of us have to prepare for the social norms of academia