The Carrot Incident

this is both the most joe hills question and the most joe hills answer imaginable, feat. deeply confused jimmy and ren,

comes back in with head in hand

Ren and Martyn on Cleo's stream

[long transcript under cut]

Ren: Cleo!

Cleo: Hi!

Ren: (singing) I won TCG!

Martyn: You did win it?

Ren: (still singing) I won TCG!

Martyn: You wanted to win that so bad as well.

Cleo: You won TCG?!

Ren: Dude I was sweating, that was scary!

Cleo: What did you win with? What deck? Tell me everything!

Ren: Oh! Um, hold on. Oh this is gonna make you so happy, actually!

Cleo: Please!

Ren: The best deck in the entire game--Hello! ZombieCleo-Welsknight PVP!

Cleo: YES! PVP deck!

Ren: Cleo knows, Cleo knows!

Cleo: Easy streams, easy mode deck. Martyn, it's an easy mode deck.

Ren: Why are you covered in like, post-it notes?

Cleo: Well, if you'd been in any plane and I could have gotten your signature, you would know that I'm collecting everyone's signature. But you don't, you go out and you leave me! And I'm alone in that room with all my friends. (Cleo laughs)

Martyn: You just think about yourself and it's selfish!

Cleo: How selfish are you, Ren!

Martyn: Find a sticky note and get back to your life!

Ren: Okay, okay, I'll find a dang sticky note!

Martyn: Clearly you don't need us!

Ren: Jeez! Okay!

Cleo: (laughs)

Ren: Love you, Cleo!

Cleo: Love you too!

Ren: Oh, do I get to stick this on you as well?

Martyn: You do!

Cleo: Yes. Uhh, there's sellotape down in my feet somewhere.

Martyn: You need it, yeah.

Ren: Oh, yeah.

Martyn: Am I still on there, I wonder if I've fallen off. Here, let me check.

Ren: Um, okay, lets see. I'm going to stick myself... (Ren makes a face) Uhh.

Cleo: Where are you going to stick yourself, Ren? (Cleo and Ren laugh)

Martyn: (teasingly) Finish the sentence.

Cleo: (also teasingly) You started, so you'll finish!

Martyn: (following Ren) No! No! Stop! Hey! You come back here and you finish that sentence. On Camera!

Cleo: (laughing) I'm so glad that it's the three of us in a corridor alone. Cause no one else would have said that!

Martyn: Right!

Ren: Umm, lets see. I'm just gonna-- I'm just gonna have myself dangling off of your screen.

Martyn: Screen! Screen, okay.

Cleo: That tickles, Ren! You have to be very careful where you're placing things.

Martyn: So I have fallen off since earlier, so I'll sellotape this time.

Cleo: Oh, okay, cool.

Ren: You should dangle on the other side!

Martyn: Yeah, sounds good.

Cleo: So I've got Ren and Martyn dangling off my face, is what you're telling me?

Ren: Yeah, yeah, you can't, you can't actually-- (Ren laughs) You can't see the danglage, but it's gonna be double danglage happening.

Cleo: Is it now?

Martyn: Cleo's getting bangs!

Cleo: I do appreciate the dangle. (Cleo snorts) It's late, it's nearly 2am. I can't.

Ren: (laughs) That's awesome! I'm going to take a picture of that for you, that's, uh, that's beautiful.

Cleo: Please, please do! I need that picture! Who else do I need? Chat who else do I need? I need...

Martyn: You definitely still needed Scar, right?

Ren: Yeah, I think so.

Cleo: Definitely still need Scar. I think I may need Joe as well.

Martyn: Yeah.

Ren: Okay, I am gonna go, because apparently I'm getting slapped in the face with a tortilla.

Martyn: I think I am at some point, so I'm gonna get you to Scar, and then I'll be coming back.

Cleo: Cool! Cool.

Martyn: Lets do it!

Cleo: I can help Scar do whatever Scar is doing. Which is...

Ren: Okay, awesome. Bye Cleo!

Cleo: I'll see ya! Enjoy the tortilla! Bye!

dont be scared timmy itll be quick

SOMEBODY DRAW THIS AS HOTGUY AND CUTEGUY QUICK

not the greatest quality but i thought y’all might appreciate these two being snipers

I wake up with the thought, Dang I missed The charity stream already, How do I capture their little sillies moments in my head a little longer

How about animate some funny/wholesome moments!!

Give me suggestions of your favorite moments from the charity stream

It'd be great if you clip or timestamp it as well

(I'd not survive going through 20 hr vods and multiple POV lmao)

here's what I've already had in mind

vvvvvv

The Llama wackers (Martn and Skizz) GFG jiggle during Permit master (Day2)

Imp or Skizz all electric shock moments (Day1)

Scar wants to buy a kettle prods (Day1)

Scar's [ beep beep breathing no detected ] story (Day 1)

Grian zooming behind Impulse with the harmonica (Day2)

Grian slapping Jimmy's head during the silence game (Day1)

Impulse casting spell aka help cub with the lyrics during Permit master (Day2)

Grian googly eyes at Impulse's desk "You look like a chicken!" (Day1)

Cub showing off Carrot ros and The camera cuts to Permit masters explaining to Jimmy what Disguise is (don't eat the carrot) (Day2)

Jimmy cut grass (Day2)

Zed needs an explanation of the circle "Circles go round and round" Gem's bracelet time (Day2)

Gem stole Kirsty (Day1)

Renchanting pointing at each other (Day1)

"I thought We're soulmates" -Robo Cleo (Day1)

"I'm gonna stick myself" -Renthedog (Day1)

Grian reaction meme for anyone who wants it.

Had to do it.

I only managed one of them today, but the harmonica bit was probably the highlight of the stream for me bar none.

THEY DID THE THINGGGGGG

THEY DID IT

The Quiet Games

I MISS THEM ALREADY THERES TEARS IN MY EYES

I NEVER REDRAW SOMETHING SO FAST I MISS THEM SO MUCH I MISS ALL OF THEM