Rip Achilles And Patroclus. They Would Have Loved Being A Bonded Pair Together On A Struggling Hockey

loungin' around

col@dal 04.28.25 | round 1 game 5

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

quick! can you name a hockey player with the same number as your battery percentage??

people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task

but i cant fucking do the task

show off that puck babe you earned it!

col@dal 05.04.25 | round 1 game 7

[OTTER] western conference final press day 21.05.2025

i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating

more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress

SJS vs. WPG