You Will Not Die At The Hands Of Quicksand. Ask Me How I Know This

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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3 months ago

not enough people talk about how personal it is that Merlin and arthur are nearly the same height. thus far I have pretty much only been intimate with people who are within centimeters of my height and god it’s something. we can make eye contact accidentally all the time. across the room, right next to each other, doesn’t matter, we always lock eyes. when we get close it’s anyone’s game. we could kiss. we could back away. we could press each other against a wall. we can feel each others words before we ever touch. every time Merlin is adjusting Arthur’s armor, shoving him around, fixing his clothes, he is right there in his space, eye level, and it’s anyone’s game. It just gets me every damn time like this is soooo personal to me

Not Enough People Talk About How Personal It Is That Merlin And Arthur Are Nearly The Same Height. Thus
3 weeks ago

Being suddenly added to a random group chat full of millennial fanfic authors would save me in many many ways

That or joining a cult

I’m amenable to both tbh


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1 month ago

Saw the news about pope Francis and my first reaction was ‘This is just like Conclave for real’


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3 months ago

💫📍Scrolling checkpoint !! 📍💫

If you’ve been scrolling for a while stop here to take a breather (maybe drink some water or smth) and…

Answer these fun questions!!

☆〜(ゝ。∂)good luck!!

1. If you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?

2. If you’re so clever, why are you on your own tonight?

3. If you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?

4. If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight???

5. Do you know it’s over????

End of questions!! I hope you had fun answering them ! :]

☆*:.。.Happy scrolling!!.。.:*☆


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2 months ago
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver
Wild Geese, Mary Oliver

Wild Geese, Mary Oliver

3 weeks ago

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

3 weeks ago

I saw some snippet of a callout post for an autistic trans woman where they list social faux pas she committed, and I think we allistic people should all feel 100x more ashamed of not telling people in the moment how we feel about what they're doing. I think its extremely evil and cruel to not only lie to an autistic person and blame them for it but also to feel justified shaming them for your behavior. And it's currently the social norm to do that

1 month ago

Playing my favorite game

Is the gummy I found on my floor an edible or melatonin?

Stayed tuned to find out ‼️


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