On Wikipedia Straight Up "learning It". And By "learning It" I Mean, Lets Just Say.. Information

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

peter tork eating those other faggots UP here. serving up cunt like it's a three course meal. served that pussy and licked the fucking plate clean NO crumbs left behind.

The Monkees and the Gorillaz walk into a bar

Someone finish this joke for me I'm gonna go take a nap

why does it look like micky and davy are siblings and mike and peter are the divorced parents forced to hang out for their kids

local theatre kid and his aspiring director boyfriend

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

I love when my mutuals are reading a monkees biography and they post the most evil unhinged quotes. You’ll be scrolling and randomly see shit like “Mike saw Peter crying and decided the torture was still not complete…. He then told his bandmate that no one would ever love him and began firing blanks at his feet…..” or “Davy Jones and Peter got into a knife fight after Davy discovered that Peter was cheating on him with his longtime secret lover, Stephen Stills of The Buffalo Springfield” or “The producers locked the band in a meat locker with a bag of cocaine, four naked women, some black light posters, and instructed them not to leave for the next seventy two hours.”

I'm done