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[on a date]

me: so, enemies to lovers or friends to lovers?

my date: actually, I prefer established relationships-

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I think we’re done here

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??

draco :

Well well well

Congrats to young parents:)

aesthetic boys

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.

Marvel References

Peter:ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᴹʳ. ᴸᵒᵏᶦ ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ʰᵉ’ˢ ᶜᵒᵒˡ

Tony:he tried to kill everyone.

Peter:*stabs Tony with a plastic spoon* ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ. ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵐᵉ ⁿᵒʷ?

Tony:Kid I-

Peter:ᵈᴵˢᶜᴿᴵᴹᴵᴺᴬᵀᴵᴼᴺ

Harry: Is something burning?

Draco, leaning seductively against counter: Just my burning desire for you.

Draco: Also, the bread-cooker is on fire.

Harry: Fucking hell, not the toaster again!