It’s gotten to the point where I can’t remember what pet names Billy calls Steve in canon and which ones come from fanon.
Like I was reading a fic last night and thought, “Did Billy actually call Steve princess or did we make that up?”
Steve: I really miss Billy, I can't believe he's dead
Billy waking up from a nap in the hospital: I'm right fucking here
Richie: one year ago today, I married my best friend
Richie: Eddie is still mad about it but Bill and I were totally drunk and thought it was funny so
When your mate’s snoring too loud…
“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”
“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”
[Laughter]
“JACOB”
Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?
Harry: tuesday.
Bucky was insulting him, you know, flirting.
(Based on a scene from Brooklyn 9-9)
Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!
Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?
Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE
Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed
Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE
Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.
Harry: *gasps in shock*
So are we going to talk about that for Max, independence day will always be the day when she cried over her brother's dead body? And how those children are young to have this shit instead of national holiday? I just-
Duffers: so, Billy is dead and we finished this Harringrove nightmare haha-
Harringrove fandom: YOU let us in.
Duffers: oh no
Harringrove fandom: And now you’re going to have to let us stay,
Duffers: *sweating* oh fuck-
greta: and they were losers!
richie: oh my god they were losers
Steve: Thanos really hates us
Bucky: yah maybe he’s homophobic
Steve: we’re not gay
Bucky: we’re not?