sg-18-logurt
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jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants
she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.
AND got him to shave his side burns for a day
(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)
*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!
“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.
LOGAN is team mom.
“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)
Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger
Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)
Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.
Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.
Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world
“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store
Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.
No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.
Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone
Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.
“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”
Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”
Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.
“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“
Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.
If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.
The most insane lore you’ve ever heard
i'm not talking to my self i'm just having long monologues about something someone did just a couple minutes back, and got inspired by it to have a bout of whimsical creative flamboyance, but i can't do it physically right now, i don't have the materials. hence i choose the vast canvas of my mind to illustrate concepts i came up with just to forget them by the next day and only remembering a tidbit of it: which i then proceed to write out in a post
it’s always sunny at the x-mansion
Shout out if you also include erotica or smut in your works to turn meaningful narrative into an indulgent detour designed only to stimulate arousal
*it's jubilee's birthday* logan : well jubes i'll gift ya some of my assets jubilee : ew no , i already have my natural assets. logan : you got none, darling. 'sides there practical stuff, you know for the long term part. and i got plenty jubilee :i still don't need yours! logan : *realises what she is talking about* *facepalms* jubilee : what
general consensus: logan looks better with long hair just like akihiro
*comment which hairstyles will look good at him-- maybe something old fashions maybe some curls
:-)
logan shaves of aaaaalllllllll his body hair, cuz he made for below zero temperatures, not for hot new york summers
please he's being practical
logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball
logan has just as many library cards as he has fake passports
whenever he disappears, people always assume he goes of to some forest to unwind for a day, but sometimes he slinks of to the local library and nobody knows
this is his other casual hiding spot
in the name of the lord i ask thee, which devil from the depths of hell put thou through such tests of thy will, my effulgent angel
tumblr you inspire me
somewhere, sometime ago in the depths of tumblr, i distinctly remember reading a post where the headcanon was that all the guys in the sniktfam can sing pretty good while the gals might as well shred your ears with their voice to some extent.
now here's my logan-centric thought:
as a young chap trying to get by he comes across a band of people with musical instruments. he gets along, they don't mind him, he slowly learns the trick to learn all instruments in a jiffy. he plays some really well and sings along, people like his voice.
some rich folk liked it too. they asked him to learn a nice song with the violin. no problem for our scrappy guy, he somehow manages it.
after then he gets house calls or to sing and play violin to house parties. so this turned out to be a well paying side-gig when he's not doing his murder business
just to project myself onto him, he sees something/skills he likes or is interested in, maybe buys some of it, does his impulsive , obsessive research on it and learns it really well
its not an obvious conversation topic, but once your on it , our silent guy becomes a chatterbox.
and where's the best place to indulge in knowledge acquisition and have lone time/ avoid talking --- the library!!!
I feel like we all need to understand that Wolverine being a gruff badass loner is a surface level facade of Logan, because once the battle ends and you get closer to Logan you realise that Logan is....kinda a fucking nerd?
He's a damn weeb (love it or hate it) and he reads loads of books (literature teacher/librarian Logan?! Please someone write a fic about Logan being like a grouchy old lady librarian at a small library or bookstore. Like I bet he would talk about books with random students.).
He learns whole new skills to impress his partner (wife-guy Logan? Let him pull that Gomez Addams shit, they're both short kings who aren't conventionaly atractive so why not go all the way?).
Also he canonicaly can't swim for shit, whitch considering all his skills, that is pretty funny (mostly due to his skeleton rather than a lack of ability to swim).
who inspired wolverine to get that hairstyle and what hairgel he uses which lasts for days man!!
in a good mood, nothing crashing or catching fire, he has nothing to do, he's restless. he CLEANS. 1st starts with cleaning the tops and shelves of his room, then wipes the little stuff , organizes this stuff/ clothes by season and utility, makes the bed, clears the beer bottles. you can't see a spec of dust where its not supposed to be.
2nd sort of tidies up the common area 3rd leaves people shocked, "when did you become a neat freak?"
Lots of people say Logan is a messy person. I have to disagree. (Not disrespecting your opinion of course!) I think, he is fairly tidy. He was in the military for years, where the rooms are regularly checked, the beds have to be made a specific way as well as how clothes are stored in the locker. Also of the glimpses we see in movies and comics and cartoons his room always seems tidy. Everything stored neatly and no laundry lying around. In the first movie where Rogue looks into his RV and notices the laundry hanging on a makeshift line, dirty dishes and boxes with stuff lying around, (he doesn't even have a mattress, he either sleeps on the floor or in cheap motels) i think that's because he was deeply depressed. He was going from place to place for 15 years at that time, with no memories of who he was or where he came from. He would drink his sorrows away at bars, taking on occasional jobs like bouncer or cage fighter. It depends on Logan's well being how he treats himself and his surroundings. Is he doing well he will take care of himself and be tidy. Is he not, he will neglect himself and his living space will be messy.
That being said, i can totally imagine him being the one to remind Wade to clean up after himself and have nothing lying around, that Althea could fall over. Often Logan comes home, Wade is still somewhere, and he will wash the scattered clothes in the sink, because he doesn't wanna bother with the washing machine and he knows how to wash by hand. He will do the dishes by hand also and sweep the apartment, because he hates the noise the vacuum makes. Wade calls him his "house-husband"
logan is a disney princess talking to animals in harmony with nature there's enough proof already
i get the weirdest feeling that logan never felt like giving a shit about how he present but has to, to survive therefore to survive, he purposefully created a persona which wouldn't be challenged/ judged by most of society because of this i think he specifically chose to present himself exclusively as a "man" what he wears/does when nobody's around is a different theory all together
what are your thoughts??
(i'm reposting this from 'queer wolverine appreciators' community)
i bet logan tears open the chips or candy packets with his teeth for anybody when they don't got scissors
i feel that's definitely not going to happen
“I need to stop imagining situations in my head that aren’t going to happen.”
— Unknown
guuuyyyyys i got a headcanon!!!!!!!!! one of logan's first jobs as a youth was at a morgue basically cutting up and examining bodies, sorta preserving them for a while for their funerals, carving tombstones, the works.. i.e. learning to do everything you do at a morgue and a funeral home hence he learns how to professionally/ medically dissect bodies. very good for his murder business ..... good good. also, and most importantly, he had learned to do makeup.... on corpses for funerals. so naturally when he ever went to a party, he’s always decked out in elegant funeral clothes, resembling morticia addams, a bit macabre but captivating
jubilee thinking that logan is the love child of snow white and grumpy
jubilee : hey mr. wolvie, who are you're parents ? logan : *just shrugs* jubilee : you know their names... or .... you got none ? logan : your guess is as good as mine sparky
**a few days later after watching disney's snow white** (you know where i'm going with this)
jubilee : hey storm, didja ever wondah who made our little wolvie... well i did. I think snow white and grumpy made sweet love in secret and logan is their bastard. ororo : *one perfect eyebrow raised* jubilee : i thought about it you know, logan is almost always grumpy for no reason, makes sense if grump's his pops. And it makes sense snow white's his mama, right? i've seen him whistle to the birds in the morning and pettin' deers. if you really think about it he's taller than a dwarf but shooorter than snow (white). you can ask hank i'm tots right about this
ororo : .... mmhhmm
**logan not so far away wondering 'what the fudge??' **
zero at time of reblogging one is truly a lonely number
Four eggies and now I’m broke is the realest thing ever
oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene
logan and his long tongue licking peanut butter of the bottom of a jar
fellow morphine/ morpherine fans
what would be best way to describe the essence of morphine?
what's their dynamic? what does kevin do, the little things, the subtle gestures he makes as his mood changes from morning to night which makes logan look at him from the corner of his eyes with gentle affection gazing at him every so often when reading the newspaper.
what goofy things logan does which causes silly grins to sprout onto kevin's face. what lighting on logan's face causes kevin to blush furiously and when does it make him gaze at him longingly??
i need fodder!! please comment and reblog with attachments... i'm craving them