Pete Mitchell 🥰😍❤

Its 2004...Mav and the flyboys getting drunk asf at his bachelor party. Slider gets called to bail their asses out, who is at Ice's stag right across town. He goes, takes a picture of them looking shitfaced and is sworn to secrecy to never tell Ice about the actual reason they got arrested. Slider agrees.

Fast forward to 2022—post tgm mission. Mav wakes up in the hospital, dazed but alive! Ice is sitting at his bedside: annoyed, relieved, yelling at him…kissing him. Tells Mav he’s grounded and rants about how he can’t believe Pete is almost 60 and still is “trouble walking.”

Mav, groggy and trying to be cute, mumbles, “I’m not trouble.”

Ice just pulls out the photo. "You want to try that again, Mitchell?"

Slider is a liar who lies.

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

*Goose and Mav eating Breakfast* Goose: More toast, Pete? Mav: *looking at his phone* Why won't you call me, Ice? Goose: More toast, Ice?

top gun silliness

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but what about ice who doesn't talk about his background much, all his friends know is that his family is from poland, and when they decide to surprise him and someone calls him "tomek," he almost starts crying. because the last person to call him that was his mom when he was a kid.

Blaise: People have been talking about some special calendar all morning. You guys got any clues what it is?

Pansy: Yeah the new Auror calendar is out

Theo: The one where all the Aurors pose in sexy Auror robes?

Pansy: That’s the one, and this year is specifically hot because it’s rumoured that Harry Potter is wet and shirtless in June, but the problem is all they are gone

Blaise: All gone?

Pansy: Yeah, somebody must have bought all the copies and kept them all to himself just to gawk at Potter all day

Theo: Draco, what the hell? Give us some! I want to see Neville shirtless!

Blaise: And Ron Weasley too

Draco: What? Why did you think it was me who bought all of it?

Pansy: Because you’re obsessed with Potter. And also that suspicious box labeled “calendar” sitting next to you

Draco: …

RIP Val Kilmer😢💔

May you rest easy, thank you for all of your hard work, fly high💐🕊️

Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 80

Goose: *Holding a hairbrush like a microphone* And here you can see the endangered Pete Maverick Mitchell in his natural habitat

Maverick: *Falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Slider: Natural selection is coming for this specimen

It's been 7 hours straight that I've been writing ✋💀

For only 5k-ish words.........😭😭

Plz end my suffering