Do It Coward

Everything I learn about the old Pope is always outta left feild

what if the new pope is problematic :/

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

I'm like 70% sure my dad got me one of these candles for Christmas as a kid

friends romans and countrymen alike i have one hell of a story for you.

this morning i was scrolling through the silly little reels on my instagram for you page, as one does, and about a good 45 minutes into this i got recommended a candle company that puts (supposedly) real diamonds in their candles.

and in my still somewhat half asleep glory i thought "this sounds absolutely ridiculous, what do i have to lose" and clicked on the website.

upon clicking on said website i was given a 10% off code that i had to use within 15 minutes so basically my mind was already made up and i decided to text brad.

so with what was probably brads approval i scrolled through the silly little website as fast as i could and decided to stick to the more classic scents since i didnt want to be stuck with something that smelled bad (although "wap" and "i hate my boss" did intrigue me briefly) and i went with "tobacco bourbon" because thats always a decent combo.

and then in a last minute decision i decided to also get "chai tea" because it sounded interesting and who knows maybe the diamonds are real.

the court should note that i did absolutely zero research on this company.

and with my 10% off on top of whatever massive sale they were having the total plus shipping came to $63.86.

brad was also very excited about this purchase and said that if the diamonds were real he may put them in my engagement ring.

so now all thats left is to wait 2-5 business days for my candles to get delivered. i have absolutely zero expectations. stay tuned.

So for my ceramics class at school we had to make a pair of something that's complementary and I like cups so I made Will and Nico from Percy Jackson. My teacher didn't even know what Percy Jackson was. I'm going to scream

These writers are a different breed

Friendly reminder that shippers will ship anything, for example:

I went to Dolly Parton's Stampede in Branson and there was the M.C. guy and this guy called Skeeter....

My throat feels like a hundred angry ants are biting the inside every time I swallow

Realized I only post after fights with my parents lmao

Blame my father for making me into the biggest hater this town has ever seen

I JUST FINISHED THE SUNBEARER'S TRIALS AND HOLLLLY FUUUCK!

I will never mentally recover

I always assumed that the bat fam could just melt into shadows and they could walk quietly to the point even Superman couldn't hear them

I love the headcanon that none of the Bats are supers, but over time? Gotham is slowly messing them up, one by one.

Bruce smiles at Clark one day in the Cave, and his eyes reflect the light back like a wolf's

Jason suddenly has tiny fangs, but nobody has the nerve to mention it

Alfred literally doesn't die

Dick can jump higher and faster than ever before, but barely notices it

Tim is awake for three days straight and doesn't blink

They're all subtly, but noticeably different. Gotham-blessed, or cursed, or something in between.