Wait What If I WRITE The Fanfiction That I Want To Read But That Doesn't Exist...

oh to have freaky oasis friends 😔

can we appreciate how good noel sounds here??

I've been thinking about the time Noel did that interview where he said, "Liam is in love with me," and it still blows my mind how he got away with saying that without so much as an arched eyebrow from the media or general public.

My guy, there is a MASSIVE difference between saying your brother LOVES you and is IN LOVE with you. Like, Grand Canyon sized difference.

Everyone hopes their siblings love them, even just a little bit. But being in love with someone has completely different implications altogether. Being in love with someone suggests a level of romantic desire and/or sexual desire, which is not something one would usually attribute to their baby brother... unless, of course, they knew for certain that it was correct because it had been acted upon or voiced out loud before.

Which leads to the other crazy part about that statement - "he hates that he's in love with me."

If the in love bit was a sucker punch, then that last line is an upper cut and knockout. NOEL DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH??!

And once again, no one thought to go, whoa hold on a quick second. They just rolled with it and said, yeah sure makes sense.

Why. Why didn't someone pursue that line. Why didn't anyone have the balls to say, how do you know he's in love with you? Or better yet, Why are you projecting your feelings onto your little brother?

Because that statement of "he hates that he's in love with me" couldn't be further from the truth. If we all know anything about Liam, it's that he, no matter at what point their fued was at, he was never shy to admit how much he loved Noel or how fond of his brother he was.

And here's Noel - bitter, angry and yet, still incapable of letting go of the one thing he's so bitter and angry about - his little brother. Here's Noel with his happy Stepford life: his beautiful (if slightly crazy) wife, his 2.5 kids, the dog, the white picket fence - the dream life. But no matter how well he's doing or how happy he seems, he still can't get over that last hill:

He's in love with his brother. And he hates that he's in love with him.

My inbox is literally full of anon hate and I know its just one person cause they keep making the same spelling mistake this is killing me 💀

WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ME

going through this livejournal account that's archived a bunch a oasis/noel and liam interview/quotes and i just came across this

You know who I'm thinking about.

some of you are too normal for this app. delete it

had a professor at uni tell us we'll talk about how your upbringing influences your attachment style and he just casually dropped that incestuous bonds between siblings in abusive households are more common than you'd expect and often times "a gray area of consent" but "we'll discuss this more in the next lessons" UHH I'VE GOT A GCEST SEMINAR WTF???

Did you know Gemma has tiktok 😳

Does she now? i don't think she does? wait what?

aita for kissing my (29) brother (24) in front of thousands of people after he announced his marriage to someone else to prove a point.