Boyfriend Coded

Reblog if you love Oscar Piastri

Lando: The Ocean is a soup.

Oscar:

Oscar: Do elaborate.

Lando: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Oscar: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Lando: *Tilts head*

Oscar: The Ocean is a Soup.

Lando: The Ocean is a Soup.

i saw a man so cute i started crying? i immediately felt compelled to give him the nine dollars i had in my purse and say ‘you are the cutest person i have ever seen so i think you deserve it and i was going to buy my lunch with this but whatever’ but decided against it. and then i started crying. i seriously cried for an hour. i ran to the bathroom and came out later and i was even more tired than before. i was overtired and btw i am a girl. i dont know why i cried because of that and he was cuter than all the people id seen ever!

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS IM DYING

GUYS 😭

Lando: Get on my level!

Carlos: Unfortunately, to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

I need to know what charles just heard to earn THAT reaction

this is the funniest picture I've ever seen

There’s no way 😭

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