*Leo Jumping And Running Around*

Me on tumblr search bar looking for fics:

hmm..who am I going to be in love with today?

she just confirmed taylonso

Pictures of Oscar that make me SWOON

NOT THE FULL NAME DROP BY MOM 💀💀💀

Me, from the future, watching Joao felix sign a contract with Atlético de Madrid in 2019 when Barcelona and Manchester City also wanted him. ☹️

Valtteri: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Lewis: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Daniel: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Lewis: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots.

Sebastian: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Lewis: Microwave for 40 minutes.

i saw a man so cute i started crying? i immediately felt compelled to give him the nine dollars i had in my purse and say ‘you are the cutest person i have ever seen so i think you deserve it and i was going to buy my lunch with this but whatever’ but decided against it. and then i started crying. i seriously cried for an hour. i ran to the bathroom and came out later and i was even more tired than before. i was overtired and btw i am a girl. i dont know why i cried because of that and he was cuter than all the people id seen ever!

stockholm syndrome

i want to see grill the grid teams. i want dodegball. i want scavenger hunts. i would pay good fucking money to watch them try to get out of an escape room. i would pay more money to watch lando change a lightbulb. i would pay even more if he has to do it blindfolded with only george's instructions.