Just An Image From A Failboat Stream

lol nope

tbh if you haven’t had vegemite then you have not lived

Mimir:hey kratos, what food do you enjoy the most?

Kratos:…..olives

Mimir:what the fuck is an olive

zeus: i had no idea hermes and aphrodite were so close

prometheus: they even had a child together

zeus: no way! boy or girl?

prometheus: no

zeus: ah, i see. the child was non binary

anyway i still love this game so here’s a couple more clips lmao

Just wondering if I should commit some war crimes in another universe

honestly dont blame the struggle, like, the main thing tying comet to being DJMM in some capacity are the significant aspects of her body/design(like the face/head, only having arms and all the vital stuff being in the abdomen) and her lore

if someone didnt know comets lore they wouldnt know/notice that comet is/was djmm lore wise unless they notice how similar the designs are and even then if they dont know comet is technically a FNAF oc the similarity would very likely just fly over the persons head

mario-ifying them (a little bit)

fun fact: they outwardly HATE eachother in this AU/hypothetical game and their shared last names/relationship are actually kept secret from the gaming community for years until there's finally a scene where Comet kisses him and promptly throws him into a wall at mach 10.

In their hypothetical game, in a swampy wetland, there's Humans and Creatures, and as both of them are both half-human, half-creature, Fritz and Comet are rivals for the same bit of land that the humans and creatures won't touch (since humans and creatures are averse to both of them for their half-and-half statuses).

While Fritz is traditionally the one thrown out of his house who has to reclaim his home and save the kingdoms around it as the "mario" role, Fritz is an equally corruptable hero the same way Comet is an easily redeemable villain, and their roles often switch when Fritz gets slightly more power than usual. While they're canonically somewhat more chill in-between games and do make truces to hang out together, they never learn to fully make peace and continue beating eachothers' asses the next week (although it becomes more and more for the fun of it and to keep their percieved values of that land; what's the point in having it if it's not worth fighting for?).

imagine being a virtue but falling in love with a demon of hell

I would very much like a sword, also I would like my cousin to have a sword

Reblog to give your nonbinary friend a sword

Don't mind me just contributing to the IEYTD fandom with my shitty drawing of phoenix being a creature

They were caught by a zoraxis employee whilst stealing shit

YOUR SON SHALL DIE

Behold! my son Scrunt

damn

Tiniest skittle ever