Pleasure Game…..
A modification of another capper's work.
My husband isn't coming back. So why don't we go to your room?
Your wife always takes a long time to get ready for her dates with Mark.
Then, after a quick little peck on your check, she says, "he's your best friend, he'll take good care of me," and leaves.
She's better off this way. Better to be a Misogynist breeder than some liberal virgin girl for ten more years, so there's no need to pretend that feminism is for you when you can just get knocked up and serve a good, sexist Man.
It's a natural progression for you, even if you're a feminist now, your boyfriend or Husband's beliefs will slowly work their way into your little woman brain until you've forgotten that they aren't your opinions to begin with, but it won't matter by then, you'll have babies to take care of.