Just because you’re knocked up doesn’t mean you have to wear ugly maternity clothes. Your old wardrobe actually looks better on you now than it ever used to.
Your wife downloaded Tinder exactly one week ago. Since then, she had A LOT of guys (even the ones you both know) hit on her online. The number of cocks she had during that short period of time is 19...
What's the average amount of cocks she had each night, cuckie? 😆