Shrekboer - Naamloos

HOLIDAY 🏝️

You’re so happy she’s back after the four week vacation, so cheerful, so lovely, happy and at the same time supportive, nurturing; and as always, smiling. She has been talking and talking and talking about the good time she had; avoiding the specifics –how much of a good time she had in bed with Mike. Then, in a low and caring tone, she asked, “did you masturbate?”. You blushed and muttered an almost inaudible, “yes, I did.” She added, “thinking of Mike and me having sex?” You blushed even deeper. She didn’t wait for an answer and said, “it’s okay.” You feared she might have added, “it’s what cuckolds do,” but the quick peck on your cheek she gave you sent all the clouds and the storm away.

My Girlfriend:  So we are having a fund raiser at work today

Come dressed in what you wear to bed

How do I look?

Me: Im sure you are going to be raising more than money

I decided you don’t deserve it this year 🤷🏼‍♀️🔐