Shrekboer - Naamloos

Expensive wedding, beautiful dress and lovely vows. Followed by a vigorous consummation with another man. 

lol science

You knew your wife loved feeling full. So when she eventually asked your permission to have a well-endowed boyfriend you told her that while you were okay with the general idea you still needed time to think it all through. She thanked you, and kissed you, and told you she would wait until you were ready, but you also noticed she had already started wearing much tighter outfits to the gym.