YESYESYES FUCK YES
GAAAAHAUEJEKRJTHJK
this is just actually the funniest combination in the world to me. i know like four things about these people but i love drama and this is hysterical
oh epiccc thank you so much!!!
i have some sneaky plans teehee :3
i wonder if he will be trapped in a building, blow up an island perhaps?
trampoline 🤗🤗🤗
actually fucking beautiful
i hope, in another universe (cause ive found my place in this one), i can have what dan and phil have
i know this is a christmas post but it sparked something in me
dan and phils relationship is so special
its as intricate as a spiderweb, as wonderful as the stars, as enchanting as the sky
its something id gladly call my roman empire because this is on my mind constantly
here's to fifteen years of christmas together <3
@/deloveusion \\ 'Friend Test' Summer in the City 2014 \\ "Grief Lessons: Four Plays" - Euripides \\ 12-10-2010 DailyBooth post by danisnotonfire \\ 04-18-2010 Tweet by danielhowell \\ @/starei \\ Dan's comment under "I TRY TO GIVE DAN A HAIRCUT!!" -AmazingPhil \\ @/slytherverse \\ deleted video "What did YOU get for Christmas" (originally posted to danisnotonfire 12-25-2009) \\ 10-20-2023 TikTok posted to AmazingPhil \\ @/nedsseveredhead \\ "DAN'S BIRTHDAY CHARITY STREAM!!" - DanAndPhilGAMES \\ @/rueyam \\ @/firstpinof \\ @/midnightcrisisstuff \\ 11-06-2009 DailyBooth post by phil \\ 11-01-2024 joint Instagram post to amazingphil & danielhowell \\ "In Every Universe" - Stephanie Valencia \\ "Basically I'm Gay" - Daniel Howell \\ Quote - Mary Haskell \\ "INTERACTIVE CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE - START HERE!" - AmazingPhil (captions have been removed)
i agree, theyre pretty gay (with hints of 50 yr old trauma)
HE HAS GUN!!!!
Noooo, not the highlights😭😭😭
picks it up and gazes as a tear rolls down my cheek
i love this so much
drops this and runs
GUYSSSS THIS IS AMAZINGG!!!!!
ITS SHADOW THE FUCKINF HEDGEHOGGGG
ohhh these gay space hedgehogs make me so happy
also this is absolutely stunning
creatures in heaven
me fr (i think my friends hate me)
my spotify wrapped came early this year?!?!
aw thanks man
im so fucking pissed rn oh my god
at my work we have a little cafe that the staff sit in sometimes and i had a tasty little can of monster in there, near the door, for me to sip at when i had the chance to
then a man walks up
and oh how foolish i was
occasionally old men will come up to the cafe and grab any empty cans and bottles out of the bin outside or the bench near the door
god how stupid of me to leave it in such a vulnerable spot
this stupid man walks up
checks the stupid bins
and his stupid fucking eyes spot my stupid little can of monster
and he takes it
and he crushes it in his pathetic little hands
so i basically go "hey i wasnt done can i please have my last two sips of caffiene :)"
and this fucking fossilized evidence of true cruelty POURS OUT MY DRINK AND TAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING CAN
and he smiles at me like this: 😁😁
oh how i wanted to strangle him
i wanted to take his wretched bag of 10 cents and shove it down his stupid throat
i want to curse him like the internet guy did to the onion chip salsa lady
i will find a book
and i will curse this man with the words of hell
i will find a way to inflict the wrath of the gods upon him, and i will make him regret his actions for the rest of his days
this
this is the start of my motherfucking villain arc
i am they(/them, thank you) ※ i love darkchocolate (iykyk)
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