Sick-victorian-peasant - Vincent :3

@purplecatfrog :3

valentines for you

last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters

Me: oh my god, hi alien!

Alien: oaoouauuaooau 'faggot' oaoouauuaoaua

Me: what the fuck

sorry for not responding to your text messages. i was thinking about squids.

Mechanical snencils

happy pride month. all fish are gay

It's always gonna crack me up that Laois, the most violently neurodivergent man I've ever seen, is The Chosen One™️ prophesied to slay the mad mage and rule over the kingdom.

All hail king 'tism, may his reign be long and prosperous!

tumblr user: if you don't reblog this ur a bad person and also just as bad as an axe murderer btw

Bathynomus giganteus isopod on the west Atlantic seafloor: whale carcass for dinner tonight :]