truly devastating
major traffic incident
legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
thinkin about making opabinia Miku, I mean, I love Miku I love opabinia.. why not! I will post if I end up doing this ^^
tumblr user: if you don't reblog this ur a bad person and also just as bad as an axe murderer btw
Bathynomus giganteus isopod on the west Atlantic seafloor: whale carcass for dinner tonight :]
last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters
Me: oh my god, hi alien!
Alien: oaoouauuaooau 'faggot' oaoouauuaoaua
Me: what the fuck
sumeru text posts part infinity