When I Say “girl” Randomly As An Interjection I’m Speaking To The Omnipresent All Knowing Being

today's warm up: When some damned extraterrestrial being steals your catch, what's a man to do?

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

this is adorable <3 :D

Mane 6 - sharpycharot

It's always gonna crack me up that Laois, the most violently neurodivergent man I've ever seen, is The Chosen One™️ prophesied to slay the mad mage and rule over the kingdom.

All hail king 'tism, may his reign be long and prosperous!

@purplecatfrog :3

valentines for you

Fish #84,698 (Gump the Atlantic Goliath Grouper) has been arrested for tax evasion. He is yet to fully understand why money matters in the grand scheme of things.

Mechanical snencils