Litany Against The GOTification Of History.

Kummitäti: “Ei nyt oo oikein mitään tarjottavaa tän kahvin kanssa“

(Ruokapöydältä löytyy ruisleipää, vaaleaa leipää, karjalanpiirakoita, margariinia, kinkkua, juustoa, keksejä, pipareita, vohveleita, itse tehtyä mustikkapiirakkaa ja kääretorttua)

[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

“Rhaenyra’s bastards’ father doesn’t matter because their claim goes through her line”

ok if that’s so then why did she not just say this in-universe to justify herself and shut everyone up instead of killing/torturing/maiming everyone that brought up the Strong rumors?

literally no dermatologist on earth says acne is caused by bad hygeine/lack of a skincare routine btw. its genetic. every single piece of research ever done on acne says its genetic. feel like i need to restate this every time i see a post about skincare

constantly devastated by the world we lost due to aids

Eddie post a Tiktok where the background is various photos of Steve in his Scoops Ahoy uniform and says, “James Harrington never did a single good thing in his life except for, in the summer of 1985, deciding that his son needed to learn responsibility with a summer job at nautical themed ice cream shop. May we all look down upon him in hell and say thanks.”

Later that day when Eddie is on live in the studio, Steve comes in all hands on his hips and huffy, before throwing his hands out like ‘why????’ and says, “I work at a middle school, Eddie. Those kids are going to see that video and bully me.”

“You love being bullied by middle schoolers.”