WHERE DID YOU GET A SWORD?!

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

SAME LIKE HOLY SHIT

NEW BSD CHAPTER HAD ME FLOORED OH MY GOD LOVE LOSES AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭

everyone please check up on your local shin soukoku stans, i heard there’s been casualties in the thousands

Figure Me Out by Citizen Soldier!

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Then if you’re going to repent for your sins, give Mini Chuuya an extra mini wine bottle!!

GUYS I FORGOT TO POST TODAY AAAAA

Dazai and Chuuya inexplicably swapping bodies but they have to try to act like each other so no one suspects something is wrong until they can figure out how to get back in their own bodies

so Kunikida becomes concerned and thinks Dazai hit his head or came down with a fever when Dazai is punctual for once in his life and immediately gets to work when he comes to the office. he finished his paperwork and he's waiting for something else to do (and this blows almost everyone's mind at the agency because what do you MEAN "Dazai" wants to be productive and work hard)

He's also a little clumsy. Chuuya was used to sitting oddly like with one foot on the ground and one tucked underneath him but he can't do that now as Dazai, and Atsushi's watching Dazai trying to maneuver strangely in his chair and wondering what's going on

And then Dazai as Chuuya. he zones out during executive meetings and takes his time dragging out the paperwork he has to do in Chuuya's office. He forgets his hat more than once at his office and Mori and Kouyou are both immediately suspicious that something's up because Chuuya's just...acting spacey and not really caring about what's going on. Chuuya's not lazy, and he'd definitely never forget his hat.

He's informed by a subordinate that a few others died in combat on their latest mission and Dazai-Chuuya's like, "Well, it couldn't be avoided, it's the price to pay for success in this line of work", and it leaves people dumbfounded like ??? Chuuya also suddenly not really caring about those dying around him, something's definitely off, worrying even. but they never suspect it's Dazai doing his impression of pretending to be Chuuya to mess with others. he knows how Chuuya usually is, but acting strangely while mafia agents are giving him blank looks and whispering concerns is amusing to him

When the two of them also go home to each other's places because they still gotta keep up the act, Dazai makes fun of how neatly Chuuya lives and his clothing (but admittedly enjoys having a nice bed to lie in) and Chuuya angrily cleans up all the empty bottles and cans Dazai left around before they swapped bodies

Oh. You’re the crazy one.

is it,, allowed. are you jst. allowed to post stuff about the pm on your blog. why arent ppl panicking. why did no one report your blog. why doesnt anyone think its wejrd when you send a pic of yourself drenched in blood. thats not normal. why arent people concerned. why isnt anyone saying anything about you being in the goddamn MAFIA

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are you a hater? by looking at my blog everybody actually signs a legal contract to not report me (trust….)

but fr . have you seen the wanted poster. they ARE saying shit i’m just way too good for these government punks !!!! i avoid assassination attempts like every other day,,,

and trust the other executives n stuff are NOT happy with how much i talk about but i also dgaf and would love to see how they try and stop me. what are you gonna do? kill me? THANK YOU

Probably because at least one of them is weed

about chuuya amd dazai's apartment. all the plants seem to be in good shape, who takes care of them?

dazai!!! he takes surprisingly good care of them

OBSESSED with Dabi having insomnia until his partner starts sleeping in the same bed and then suddenly??? He can sleep fine??? Save for some nightmares of course, he actually sleeps when he feels safe???

FUCK THAT HURTS MY HEART

Hear me out.

Do you guys know how insane Akutagawa's promise to Atsushi really is?? Because Atsushi asked him not to kill for 6 months. However, at that point it's safe to assume Akutagawa knows he doesn't have more than 6 months.

Akutagawa agreed to not kill for what was essentially the rest of his life. I don't think he thought it through, considering if he has such an illness, how was he gonna fight Atsushi at the end of his life?? Was he actually planning to go through with it regardless of his physical state?

I have so many questions.

Good to know, because they’re basically Chuuya crabs >:)

Anyways don’t you have money to live, I dunno, in an apartment? Why a shipping container?

We know you like crabs but what about hermit crabs

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I DO LIKE THESE GUYS!!!

once i picked up a shell and one lashed out at me but i forgive it because i was intrusive. i would attack anything that picks up my shipping container too....