max's suggestions to make monaco less boring: “we’re almost doing mario kart. then we have to install bits on the car maybe you can throw bananas around!”
I am so so calm (lying)
im trying to be calm calculated but the competitive is winning out I fear
Happy Simi day!
bonus:
"I promised Kimi that one day I would beat him [at badminton]. We're both getting older. I'm eight years younger than him, so at the latest when he's really old and I'm just a younger old man, I'll beat him in that game." - Seb, 2008
"He said to me that he is gonna beat me when I get older, but so far it hasn't happened." - Kimi, 2021
also props to charles for not using the word 'incident' once in all the interviews, he has infinitely better self control (and survival instincts) than I
See this is why I love Nico commentary bc everyone else watched Max hit George and went "...well, that wasn't so great"
While Nico immediately goes "he HIT him. On PURPOSE. He just SLOWED DOWN and SLAMMED INTO HIM. Like ROSSI ON MARQUEZ"
OSCAR PIASTRI and MAX VERSTAPPEN | Post qualifying, Spanish GP 2025 by Mark Sutton.
fp2, GP Monaco, 2025
Max: "The car is not going in reverse."
GP: "So Max, if you pull the clutch, select first gear, then back to neutral and reverse."
Max: "You think I'm stupid? Like, I tried that."
GP: "If you give reverse one more go, possible."
f1 casual | any/all | 20+ | no hate, only chaos :)
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