Rules!

I'm bored!;-;

Me too! D:

...why are you talking to yourself at 1AM in the morning?

UWU.

Seal plush! What you doing right now???0_○

Ace! What's it like having a little seal plushie that's alive??

-rando-anon!

Oooo an anon, hallo! (Hi.)

Right now.. I'm looking at YouTube (thanks to Ace using the computer for me!). I'm watching Oompaville right now! It's fun:D

As for me, it's weird having a talking seal plush. I don't hate or like it. The damn seal can be a bitch at times. (Hey!)

Ace ate a whole eraser today. A WHOLE ERASER (°ロ°)

What? They have a nice texture and taste good.

..I'm to lose my shit with this guy:D (Hey, no swearing.)

Hey ace...:3

Yeah?

It's officially 21 days until you're birthday:D

..huh, cool.

How old are you gonna be??

Yes.

...wat?-

YES.

Nothing. Just thinking about the time I nearly cried because talking to strangers was scary on discord.

Anyways, here's Alexander Hamilton:D

Got a slushie at 1AM because I can't sleep yet. I'm having a pretty decent time out.

Me too!:D

ACE!

What?

THE POPE IS DEAD!!

very funny-

IM NOT JOKING.

..Are we deadass?

WE'RE DEADASS.

HOLY FUCK, THE POPE IS DEAD??? POPE FRANCIS??

YEAH, POPE FRANCIS!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT?? WE'RE NOT JOKING ON THIS RIGHT???

NOPE, THE POPE IS FUCKING DEAD.

FUCKING DAMMIT POPE FRANCIS WAS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, FUCK.

POPE FRANCIS NOO-....

???

JSCHLATT IS A PREDICTER AND JD VANCE IS THE KILLER..

HUH??

HE SAW JD VANCE, AND FUCKING WENT STRAIGHT TO HR.

...BRO LITERALLY SAID "I'm telling the boss about this!!"..

JSCHLATT PREDICTED IT..

...

...Ace..

...

Don't.

...I am the prophet..with the answers you seeekkk.. time...I've unlocked it..

GODDAMNIT ACER YOU AND EPIC THE MUSCIAL, POPE FRANCIS IS FUCKING DEAD-

Yeah...would be a real shame..

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Explaining: Selkie!

Selkie came alive one day when Acer tried a spell on the once lifeless plushie, which brought the seal plushie to life, and now ace had a seal plushie called Selkie! Selkie lives with ace in their own apartment. I didn't bring up what amount ace knows the brothers so imma do that here

Selkie knows about the brothers, and has even ran off to try and talk to some of them, which annoys Acer a little sense they've never talked to them much asides from some little small talk here and there..ace also find it a little embarrassing sense ace usually has to take care of Selkie so when Selkie randomly runs off, ace has to find it and when they find that it's talking to one of the more popular figures, it makes ace a little embarrassed to drag Selkie away

Ace knows about the brothers and has talked to them, but never talks to them much sense they are bad at communication. This makes ace a very nervous person around new people in RAD and around the devildom

This is just one of the interactions I think Selkie would've had with Asmo (pardon the mischaratering, I'm bad at this;-;)

S: "Halloo!!!!"

A:"what the? Ohh, your adorable!♡"

S:"hehe thanks!"

A:"Selkie!"

S:"...uh oh"

A:"Selkie, what are you doing?-....."

A:"oh hello there, Hun, you're the exchange student from another realm aren't you? maybe I could charm you?~"

A:"....."

S:"Sorry, they don't know how to talk to peopl- Mmmofhh!!"

A: ".....bye."

S:"Don't put your hand over my mouth!"

And then ace would Walk away, probably having a bit of a nervous breakdown on the inside because Selkie ran off, being extroverted and just talked to one of the seven brothers. It scares ace sometimes with how much they like to talk to those seven. And well, due to ace coming from a realm where people don't usually talk to others alot without any violence or conflict, ace doesn't know how to talk to people normally.

Round!

Round??('^' ?)

I think they mean you're round, seal

...Ohhhh..yeah, I am round!:D