I Have Hired This Fucking Thing To Stare At You

i want to eat a handful of the topsoil i keep in my closet

a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it

“i wasn’t very careful with it” … yeah you could say that

everyone leave some milk and cookies out for destiel

Oh to finally find a home in the bog water amongst the lily pads, where no sound can bother you and no being can take the words from your tongue and twist them into harsh songs.

accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

your mama so house she is bigger on the inside¹

¹Sex