Every Time I Go Down An Account And Like All Of Their Posts Pertaining To One Character And One Character

art (first art of the account lets go)

I’m no good with backgrounds

soldier acts a lot like homer simpson. most of the time he’s an utter idiot with a crayon up his nose but then sometimes there’s just a stroke of genius he has. there’s just no good way to explain it. he could be screaming about how all other countries are bad one day and the next be comforting heavy about his family. of course if you ask about it him he won’t admit to it. he’d say something about fulfilling his duty and run away.

just like

do a 180 and start running away. sometimes into a wall. that’s soldier for you.

pitch shifted gregory edgeworth’s japanese objection to get a hosonaga objection because bored. 

makes more sense for it to be japanese too (right??)

i’ve been trying and failing to add hosonaga’s turtle pfp for the album art but it just isn’t working. tumblr please god no

....hm

I could probably come up with an idea to go with this but the fact that he’s effectively yelling Hosonaga’s name in court makes me laugh so hard. did hosonaga become a religion??? did something happen here??? like whenever someone is ‘lost in their daydreams’ you just yell satoru at them and the spirit of hosonaga wakes them up??? 

(i understand that they both just share the same origin in japanese but like. theories are fun)

spy had to teach pyro the benefit of small fires since one time when spy asked pyro to help him light a cigarette they just burned off spy’s hand. one trip to respawn later spy finds pyro again and shows them how to light a cigarette with a LIGHTER and not a flamethrower. 

pyro just stared at the lighter and grabbed it. then they started waving it around like a magic wand and gently tapping on everyone’s heads with it because oh my gosh it was a mini flamethrower.

spy didn’t have the heart to take the lighter back.

*scout noises*

I imagine Scout just using the "my dad is dead" excuse to avoid facing consequences. until he uses it on Spy of course. Scout's figured out that if he ever mentioned his dead dad to Spy he'd never bug him for the rest of the day. I wonder why.

chief inspector

The water was a late decision haha.

really proud of how merasmus turned out! the second one is just how my brain imagines Dior (spy) stabbing unnamed man. if anyone’s confused it’s from an AU of mine i plan on making a trilogy fanfiction from lol. merasmus is just there

*wiggles fingers* mortal you shall die-! NO SOLDIER I DON’T WANT RACCOONS OH GOD NO

soldier: hi merasmus! :D